Deer

[Andyk]

Hahahaha....like it Paul.....God did I say that...you're winning me over...

 

[lozcb]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says "For you, no charge

Sorry, could not resist !!

Physics teacher by any chance , or nuclear scientist

regards loz

 

[toomanyhorses]

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth



It took him two hours to pass me the salt

 

[Andyk]

Hehehehehe...Lets see who can post the worse joke....My money is on Paul...

 

[Emtee]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



Still no idea....

I'll get my coat.

Nick, both Linda and me are weeping with laughter. Excellent.

 

[toomanyhorses]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

 

[Andyk]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

Hahahahahaha...

 

[Andyk]

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe...Roberto

 

[Emtee]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

The sillier the better. Excellent TMH

Times New Roman walks into a bar and the bartender says 'sorry, we don't serve your type'

 

[Andyk]

Getting in the swing of it Miles......Brilliant....

 

[SimonM]

mate of mine lost his job today

I said he should consider a career in horseracing

the pay is cr*p but its a stable job

 

[toomanyhorses]

Two fish in a tank

One says, "How do you drive this thing?"




Silly enough?

 

[maserati]

Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?

He got the sack!

 

[maserati]

Man turns up to a leary night club without a tie. Knowing that admission will be refused without one, he went to his car and tied a set of jumpleads around his neck. The doorman pondered for a moment. He let him in on the condition that he did not to start anything.

 

[maserati]

A really miserable ardvark went into a pub and the landlord said to him 'Why such a long face?'

 

[Andyk]

What did the one fish say to the other when he swam into a wall........Dam.....

 

[Andyk]

Two fish in a tank

One says, "How do you drive this thing?"




Silly enough?

Like it Mark..Keep em coming....

 

[Andyk]

Man turns up to a leary night club without a tie. Knowing that admission will be refused without one, he went to his car and tied a set of jumpleads around his neck. The doorman pondered for a moment. He let him in on the condition that he did not to start anything.

Nice one........

 

[toomanyhorses]

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe...Roberto

Really? I've an Italian mate called 'Roberto'. I'll check next time I see him.

His surname is 'Mycok'

His brother's a real hit with the girls

His name's Paul





Three stricks! I'm outta here.......!

 

[Andyk]

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ***."