Come dine with me!
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Andyk
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Sounds to me like you are in..........Hope its not a case of out of the frying pan into the fire........................
Parisien
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Calm yourself Loz.........or Matt will have you in as the entertainment for the evening.......
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2b1ask1
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Don't think any of those names are on the forum Matt????
GransportFan1
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Best of luck Matt, i can hear the Narrator in my head now "Next to host this weeks dinner party is 28 year old Maserati enthusiast Matthew ........"
You are still 28 are you not ?
You are still 28 are you not ?
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I'd say the same - they want personality clashes so bring on the feminist, vegetarian dole blagger. And probably an environmentalist too, just to really get the party started. "Oh what, that ol' thing?......4.7 V8, 12 mpg...."
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Best of luck Matt, i can hear the Narrator in my head now "Next to host this weeks dinner party is 28 year old Maserati enthusiast Matthew ........"
You are still 28 are you not ?
I wish, 41 next Sunday.
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Looking good Matt, fingers crossed, I'm sure they will make the right decision. Your nearly as old as me!!!
If you get it, could you fix up a web cam stream in the house, so that when you are filming we can all see what is going on, it would be a great laugh, we would get all the edited bits which I am sure would be the best bits, hahaha.
If you get it, could you fix up a web cam stream in the house, so that when you are filming we can all see what is going on, it would be a great laugh, we would get all the edited bits which I am sure would be the best bits, hahaha.
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ooer...........
tess
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perv lol .............
Parisien
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Best of luck Matt, i can hear the Narrator in my head now "Next to host this weeks dinner party is 28 year old Maserati enthusiast Matthew ........"
You are still 28 are you not ?
.........and joining him for dinner will be Sebastian Jasper Edwards(The Third) son of Sebastian Jasper Miles Edward (The Second)
Sebastian is an Environmentalist and lists his occupation as 'Protestor' he has never worked and is forced to claim dole money since his father disowned him and made him live in a wood just of the M3. Allergic to soap and haircuts he passes the day doing what bears do naturally (sh1t in the woods), smoking dope and complaining about what a state the country is in.
Sebastian claims he is not a free loader but has asked for a doggy bag, he has never paid for anything in his life, believing money is the route of all evil (he is not far wrong) and possesion is 9/10'ths of the law - ie if he has not got it he will steal it.
He believes the world is being ruined by greedy oil companies who are putting the lives of hundreds of trees and cute little furry animals at stake, (forgetting that the same cute little furry animals bite and carry nasty diseases) and driving his 25 year old clapped out 2CV, illegally without insurance, road tax or an MoT is less damaging to the environment than your brand new state of the art Maserati.
The odour from his unwashed body hardly compliments the smell or gourmet food being prepared in the kitchen, the bottle of fresh rainwater (siphoned from a puddle) in a recycled plastic drinks bottle sits forlornly next to the Chateau Neuf-de-Pape......................................
hehehehehehee!
Good luck!
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.......typical teenagers signature pair of undercrackers.........................
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