Cars and penises. Bad news

[lifes2short]

or just modify one

 

[lifes2short]

 

[DLax69]

...came VERY late to this particular thread. Blasted time zones!

 

[Andyk]

So how do you explain the fast-growing market of women and supercars? Its just more relentless man-bashing to get us to buy an electric Honda Jazz or whatever.

Also, imagine the outrage if we had a study "Small-breasted women compensate by buying ......"

Ah, but how do you know they are woman these days.

 

[2b1ask1]

Although it must be said, Newton, the GS needs to 'leave the lock-up' a bit more often.

I think we all feel like that, especially in these colder, frosty, winter months.

Currently residing at chez SportsItalia awaiting a clutch and further investigation into the failure of the gear selection!

 

[FIFTY]

No one established an opposing stereotype- quite the reverse….but thanks for the virtuous response

You are totally welcome "Devon boy"

 

[Devonboy]

Just saw this for sale, seems to fit this thread

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Is SM11 NOB available? Asking for a friend

 

[Wattie]

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Yup, never having sausages again.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Yup, never having sausages again.

How are the burns on your back?

 

[GeoffCapes]

How is it that it's fair game to bash men for potential inadequacies in the trouser department because they drive a fast car? yet you make any mention that an overweight woman is unhealthy and straight away you're accused of fat shaming????

It's clearly sexism gone too far, where men cannot be sexist yet women can! and are!

What about women who drive fast cars? what inadequacies do they have? or are we not allowed to ask?

 

[CatmanV2]

make any mention that an overweight woman is unhealthy and straight away you're accused of fat shaming????

TBF if you make any mention that an overweight man is unhealthy, you often get the same result

C

 

[Wattie]

How are the burns on your back?

??
Unless it’s Robert Burns I’m confused?

 

[Felonious Crud]

??
Unless it’s Robert Burns I’m confused?

Robert Burns is far more confusing.

 

[bigbob]

men“seek to compensate for their disadvantaged primary sexual characteristic with an increased show of secondary sexual characteristics”.

What happens at the tertiary level?

 

[Felonious Crud]

What happens at the tertiary level?

Oh, it's all guns blazing down there, I expect.

 

[GeoffCapes]

TBF if you make any mention that an overweight man is unhealthy, you often get the same result

C

Not that I've ever seen. You never see a fat man in a tv advert unless he is the object of some sort of humour, yet you get a similar sized woman ice skating and appearing to 'live her best life'.

It's almost as if they're saying it's ok to be obese as long as you're a woman.

 

[DLax69]

Not that I've ever seen. You never see a fat man in a tv advert unless he is the object of some sort of humour, yet you get a similar sized woman ice skating and appearing to 'live her best life'.

It's almost as if they're saying it's ok to be obese as long as you're a woman.

Except for all the TV shows with some fat slob dude with an attractive wife...

 

[DLax69]

...also, for the record: on fifth wife (not because I got dusted) and 5 bio kids with three women. Guess this is another that should cross-reference to the "Differences" thread...!

 

[MarkMas]

The little-watched 1990 TV series Chancer had a wonderful exchange where the rough diamond Stephen Crane (Clive Owen)
said to the posh and smooth Piers Garfield-Ward (Simon Shepherd) "That's a very impressive car, Piers. You must have a tiny penís", to which Piers replied, languidly, "If you have a car like this Stephen, you don't really need a penís."

 

[Swedish Paul]

Except for all the TV shows with some fat slob dude with an attractive wife...

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You have to be into Scientology of course