Cars and penises. Bad news

Felonious Crud

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Greta was right -> https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...small-undercarriage-crave-fast-cars-0cqmg6vsn

Men who are insecure about the size of their penis do covet sports cars, as Greta Thunberg suggested. And the effect becomes all the more noticeable, according to new research, as they approach middle age.

The study, titled Small Penises and Fast Cars: evidence for a psychological link, involved tricking men into thinking their penis was either more or less impressive than it actually is — and then testing how much they wanted to buy a fast car.

The findings were clear: if men believed they had ordinary genitals, they were more likely to express a preference for extraordinary cars.

Why might this be so? The researchers’ leading hypothesis is that the men“seek to compensate for their disadvantaged primary sexual characteristic with an increased show of secondary sexual characteristics”.
 

Felonious Crud

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Tain't what you have got it is how you use it....


This is why I have ragged every motor/motorcycle I've ever had!




Dishevelled ex's and the current Mrs will no doubt vouch for that :D
Although it must be said, Newton, the GS needs to 'leave the lock-up' a bit more often.

I think we all feel like that, especially in these colder, frosty, winter months.
 

Devonboy

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So how do you explain the fast-growing market of women and supercars? Its just more relentless man-bashing to get us to buy an electric Honda Jazz or whatever.

Also, imagine the outrage if we had a study "Small-breasted women compensate by buying ......"
 

drellis

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So how do you explain the fast-growing market of women and supercars? Its just more relentless man-bashing to get us to buy an electric Honda Jazz or whatever.

Also, imagine the outrage if we had a study "Small-breasted women compensate by buying ......"
They might be women wanting to be men
 

Nibby

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In the early 80s I had a bit of an amphetamine habit, anyway some people call it 'willy shrink' because that's what happens when you take it. Coming home from seeing Genesis at Milton Keynes Bowl in 1982, a very wet miserable Autumn day, I was a passenger in a mate's car we got stopped in St Neots by the police and took down to the station and strip searched. Not well endowed anyway, bit of willy shrink and a cold wet day, eat your heart out King Dong.
 

Harry

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So how do you explain the fast-growing market of women and supercars? Its just more relentless man-bashing to get us to buy an electric Honda Jazz or whatever.

Also, imagine the outrage if we had a study "Small-breasted women compensate by buying ......"
Earlier today, I was going to make a remark about not having a willy and then guessed that someone would make the breast v car comparison if I did. So I said nuffin.
However, I don’t think it would cause more outrage the other way round. It would actually be quite funny to know and would probably be easier to assess!
 

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Rival hypothesis

Establishing opposing gender stereotypes is a poor, if not dangerous approach to end gender apartheid.

The point is to become a better society as a whole, not equivalent to; because apartheid's can wildly swing in opposite directions taking us back to the same place that we started.