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BigFoot Yes I know, I was just suggesting that by teaming up with Vuitton the nightmare would be complete, having said that there was a Am-Ex Centurion version of the QP already.

A legend in the making, forget the likes of Sophia Loren and Peter Ustinov, with this plastic slapper and Jodie Kidd as the new high profile owners, Maserati is well on its way.

Merchandising is alive and well in Modena, I wonder if the trainers are as far as they will sink? Vuitton for Maserati must be next, plastic made-to-fit luggage for the same price as the car itself, ooh yes please.

The recent economic downturn was just a teaser, with quantitative easing and other suicidal measures, universally inept leaders such as Gorbert Mugabrown have sealed our fate, at least for the next 5 - 10 years. Ironic that this fool believes he's single handedly saved the world, when the exact...

Phil H There are plenty of tv personalities that rub me the wrong way, and I'm sure some of them are kind to their mothers. Take Vicky Butt-Headerson for example, she probably has friends. Don't get me started on Tom Ford though, or the other clueless buffoon that joined 5th Gear a couple of...

Emtee Why thank'ee sir, says I, one is left chastened and bowed. I have done powerslides for ages, only on public roads as on a race track the idea is to be quick, sometimes you just get the urge to come over all chavtastic. I have stopped lighting-up the rear tyres in the sleepy Kentish...

I read somewhere that a bright spark at Maserati's marketing office has decided to launch silky-soft embossed toilet paper along with the fashionable new trainer collection, buy a pair and get twelve rolls free. Three hundred official trident logoed sheets per roll the press brief said, giving...

Cheers!! Pushing 22 stone at the moment, so a bit cuddlier than I'd like, I think you call it fat f**k.... Take care

Evening loz old chum I was told I could write what I want to say on this site, I am not drinking at 09:00 am sir - and if I was it wouldn't be rice wine or Thai spirits. If I was drunk I would probably have called what's-his-name Herr Hitler, or Jerry perhaps, if I was feeling well...

The Maserati Turdi perhaps, or Turdo?? The Maserati Turdo Turbo is kinda catchy. The Maserati Turdo Turbo Oscar Awards Edition, or is that overkill? Wheel out and wind up the charming German once again and have him say a few words. Perhaps launch it on a new cookery programme featuring James...

Dare I say five, am I still a Junior Member?

Or four figures perhaps......?

Thought I'd get a freebie in as well, with a thread as useless as this we'll all be into three figures in no time.

No, I am talking about the feeling that I get in the pit of my stomach every time a down change is made at low speeds, a bit like dropping large bits of gravel into a food blender, love it. Oh come on, Tiff always sounds like he is just about to break down and cry like a *****, it may not be...

I was paraphrasing from Black Adder the third, glad someone thinks it's funny. I seem to have a talent for killing-off threads.... The Hamilton boy did for F1 what Woods did for golf, briefly anyway. I just don't get very enthusiastic about children in race cars, even if they did...

Considering the national speed limit is still 70 mph, you could argue that a Micra is fast enough for everyday use, to me the GranTurismo felt sluggish.

I'm very sorry if I'm once again sounding grumpy, but did I just witness two, pre-pubescent mallrats, high-fiving eachother after finishing 1st and 3rd in the Malaysian GP?? As I don't want to disturb my sleep pattern I've avoided watching F1 in the last few years, nothing was more likely to...

Nope, GMT + 7 hours remember :wink:

I have changed my mind, I've spent two weekends in a row in Singapore and one friend has a Granturismo 4.2 with a Tubi system, the other a new BMW 730Li. The Maserati makes a strange noise, it burps and farts all the time and I can't make up my mind if I like it or not, the savage yet linear...

Shell high grade fuel only, not just because of the performance gains, I was under the impression that the additives kept your engine cleaner than standard supermarket ****.