Terrible Jokes Thread

MarkMas

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I failed my electronics exam.

Apparently I didn't do enough ohmwork.

 

Flint

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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided.

If only the the cowboy architects had the made towns big enough for everyone.

 

philw696

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CatmanV2

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joered said:

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I do like finding The Telegraph readers

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spkennyuk

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MarkMas said:

I failed my electronics exam.

Apparently I didn't do enough ohmwork.

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Did you get discharged or did you become a parasitic drain on the education system !

 

Felonious Crud

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CatmanV2

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Sid James showing off his Chopper

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philw696

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MarkMas

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Felonious Crud

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We've spoken about this, Chris. No more grass, mescaline, high-powered blotter acid, cocaine, uppers, downers, screamers, laughers or tequila, rum, Budweiser ether or amyls. Just look at what happens; once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

 

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Felonious Crud said:

We've spoken about this, Chris. No more grass, mescaline, high-powered blotter acid, cocaine, uppers, downers, screamers, laughers or tequila, rum, Budweiser ether or amyls. Just look at what happens; once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Peyote buttons are fine.

 

Flint

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I never worry if I don't "get" a particular post.
But when three on the trot go over my head .............

 

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You must conclude you are a tad vertically challenged!

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CatmanV2

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Flint said:

I never worry if I don't "get" a particular post.
But when three on the trot go over my head .............

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We still love you of p
First one was about the someone putting out the packing of his BDSM kit on the wrong day: the humour being that the embarrassment of putting cardboard out on the wrong day outweighs the embarrassment of owning such a thing.
The second is a pun on the popular motion picture franchise know as The Pirates of the Caribbean. Pi being (roughly 3.14), and the pirates in the cartoon being rats, thus 'Pi rats'
The third is a pastiche of the opening lines of 'Fear and loathing in Las Vegas': "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold" but translated into Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.

Did that help? No? Well at least my bat is straight

Seriously no offence is meant by the mansplaining. Humour that needs to be explained is nearly never funny, so sorry!

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Flint

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No offence taken mate.
I got the first two it was the Fear and Loathing reference/cartoon and two following posts that lost me.