Why do the Swedish navy’s ships have a barcode on the side?
To scandi ship.
Ok I agreeBetter version:
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on the side?
So they can scan da navy in.
I would have thought that any decent business woman would have got a quickie in on the ferry!A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey'......
Or on the train under the Mersey from James St and another on the way back from Birkenhead.I would have thought that any decent business woman would have got a quickie in on the ferry!
OR…is working both sides of the Mersey a euphemism for alternative sexual practices?Or on the train under the Mersey from James St and another on the way back from Birkenhead.
A combo discussion on business efficiency and Merseyside sexual practices. It’s quite common on Linkdin.What have I started ???
Oglet Lane behind the airport was a notorious area for that.A combo discussion on business efficiency and Merseyside sexual practices. It’s quite common on Linkdin.
You have to say this one out loud...
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1
Anna 2
How does a roadie know the stage is level?Anna 1:
Anna 2