Middle aged men in open top cars.. apparently they look and act like muppets!

philw696

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Well I Love my Boxster and at nearly 58 with plenty of hair.
Over the last 14 months the Boxster has probably done 90% of journeys with the roof down :)
 
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Andyk said:
Ah now there is different rule for anywhere outside the UK......Cock meter doesn't really kick in as much as it does in the UK....

Interestingly saw a chap in an SL coming home from work. On his own over 50.....shades on....Arm resting on the door with the hand making random movements outside now and again.....On a scale of 1 to 10 on the clock meter .....It was probably an 8...Now if he had his arm inside it may have dropped to a 6......Further down the road an ageing chap in a mini drop top...baseball cap on.....Initial reaction on the cock meter 8.....but wait.....He had his wife of the same age beside him.......cock meter dropped not needed...dropped to a 2 and only because he was I a Mini drop top.......
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So what you confirming Andy is i am still a small cock :telephone:im going to call the plastic surgeon , he promised me last time i had it transplanted it was the biggest size
 
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Goodfella said:
Judging by the height and reflection of your vehicle it looks like you’re in a van, why is the lady taking a picture of it lol?
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Picture taken from a defender, and I decided to show her my manhood - May be she had never seen one like that before?
 
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Takes a team of 4 about half a day to put the top up on my Vauxhall - so I leave it down.

I don't care what I look like, anyhow...:D
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rivarama said:
Well it depends...
Saw this on the road yesterday... i challenge anyone to look like a cock in that car !!
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That’s Dario Franchitti and his wife. He’s a really nice guy, has some fabulous cars including that real Daytona Spyder, a Carrera GT, 911 GT3RS, original 911 turbo etc etc. As well as being the 3 times Indy 500 champion and 4 times IndyCar champion.

So, he is very qualified to pull off a cabrio!
 
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lozcb said:
So what you confirming Andy is i am still a small cock :telephone:im going to call the plastic surgeon , he promised me last time i had it transplanted it was the biggest size
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Was your good lady driving Loz....In which case cock meter not in play.
 
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midlifecrisis said:
OK what about women driving convertibles, if middle aged men are cocks, what about young ladies in a small convertible say an Estoril blue Z4... Asking for a friend.
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Again cock meter doesn't come in po play with the females. They can get away with any drop top.....Jst men over 50.
 
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MarkMas said:
I've always had an irrational hatred of people who wear hats while driving, especially old geezers in Nissan Micras wearing port-pie hats or tearaways 1.1 Corsas in baseball caps.
At least they are sending out "the avoid - I'm lethal" signal.

- And anyone with a convertable who doesn't drive with the roof down on a sunny day is a c... - unless, of course, it is broken...............
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midlifecrisis said:
OK what about women driving convertibles, if middle aged men are cocks, what about young ladies in a small convertible say an Estoril blue Z4... Asking for a friend.
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What about men who drive their wife's estoril blue Z4 for a long journey when she's away and don't tell her because he's embarrassed? Asking for a friend...
 
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