Can you finish these corny jokes?
1. What kind of dog makes the best magician?
2. What does a Swedish Fred Flintstone yell?
3. A man enters a contest in his local newspaper. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately... ?
4. What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
5. Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
6. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are miserable. Why?
7. You’ll of heard of Murphy’s Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? What is Cole’s Law?
8. I saw a nice stereo on eBay for just £1. The seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’ but I had to buy it because...?
9. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
Can you finish these corny jokes?
1. What kind of dog makes the best magician?
2. What does a Swedish Fred Flintstone yell?
3. A man enters a contest in his local newspaper. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately... ?
4. What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
5. Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
6. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are miserable. Why?
7. You’ll of heard of Murphy’s Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? What is Cole’s Law?
8. I saw a nice stereo on eBay for just £1. The seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’ but I had to buy it because...?
9. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
One left
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
I initially thought no 10 was something to do with a gay dinosaur with a lisp. Apologies in advance to any dinosaurs or similar on here, honestly.9 is something to do with fiancee / Beyonce
Hurrah, we’ll done. HAAAAANDE EYEEEE coordination. That’s the lot. Irony quiz tomorrowOh my i have just twigged this one.
The Bodyguard track.
Hand eye e eye will always