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Just watched the 'Ferrari Man' episode and thought it best to offer a few tips of advise - it had me in stitches
1. Dont invite a fat bird to "squeeze in" or "I am not sure you will fit" when trying, (a) to impress her with a yellow car, (b) get in her knickers. (c) both.
2. Avoid the drunk old bird with saggy knockers - especially if she tries it on with some one half her age (unless its you and the cameras are not rolling)
3. Was it really necessary for the garage door to be open whilst cooking in the kitchen - and what was the strategically placed brick for under the front wheel of the Ferrari?
4. ATFQ - answer the f*****g question - "how would you impress a girl on a night out" does not prompt the answer "Well I would leave the Ferrari at home"...... and then launch into a rhetoric about your car
5. Beans on toast probably not a good idea
6. Nothing wrong with a £5 bottle of wine - use a decanter, no one will know, after the third bottle people will drink anything.
7. Hide all your Xmas jumpers! or be proud and wear one!
Good luck
1. Dont invite a fat bird to "squeeze in" or "I am not sure you will fit" when trying, (a) to impress her with a yellow car, (b) get in her knickers. (c) both.
2. Avoid the drunk old bird with saggy knockers - especially if she tries it on with some one half her age (unless its you and the cameras are not rolling)
3. Was it really necessary for the garage door to be open whilst cooking in the kitchen - and what was the strategically placed brick for under the front wheel of the Ferrari?
4. ATFQ - answer the f*****g question - "how would you impress a girl on a night out" does not prompt the answer "Well I would leave the Ferrari at home"...... and then launch into a rhetoric about your car
5. Beans on toast probably not a good idea
6. Nothing wrong with a £5 bottle of wine - use a decanter, no one will know, after the third bottle people will drink anything.
7. Hide all your Xmas jumpers! or be proud and wear one!
Good luck
rs48635
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Nice one Matt - go for it big style. Maybe play some music by the band "Maserati", mostly instrumental so would be great background music.
Must be a few dishes specific to Northern Italian regions around Modena?
Friend of a friend was on CDWM late last year, she got so p**ssed they had to re-film her night! Cheers!
Must be a few dishes specific to Northern Italian regions around Modena?
Friend of a friend was on CDWM late last year, she got so p**ssed they had to re-film her night! Cheers!
GransportFan1
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That was Big Chris's car wasn't it?? he has not been on here for ages and ages, wonder what happened, very nice chap.
GransportFan1
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No that is Mad Chris who owns Parva prestige used cars where Andy lives.
GransportFan1
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Yes that is him, spoke to him a lot at Stanford, even let me borrow some of his camera stuff on that day, as i say, very nice friendly guy.
hahahahaha
