What next??

[lofty]

My wife cooked me a Findus lasagne last night she said “do you want anything on it?”

I said £5 each way

 

[MAF260]

More headaches for the leading supermarket chains. Traces of wheelchair have been found in the vegetable soup.....

 

[Parisien]

Hot on the heels of Horsemeat in Tesco Beefburgers, apparently a ********* has just been found in a pair of Primark leggings!!

Cheers Wattie

Wattie.......you are aware this forum issues strikes for such crass posts...................................for this offence....its a quadruple strike.....


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[Parisien]

God...these jokes are going to run....and run........and..................................then canter


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[MAF260]

So, Findus has now been caught out including horse meat in their products. Shame really as I love their Filly Con Carne and Spaghetti Bologneighs!

 

[CatmanV2]

The amazing this is *how* the managed to hide the taste in the Lasagneigh. Apparenlty they used Mascarpone..... (think about it )

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[dem maser]

More headaches for the leading supermarket chains. Traces of wheelchair have been found in the vegetable soup.....

Hahahaha excellent

 

[Felonious Crud]

The amazing this is *how* the managed to hide the taste in the Lasagneigh. Apparenlty they used Mascarpone..... (think about it )

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You are all very silly people. And my sides hurt.

 

[2b1ask1]

In light of recent developments Tesco have repackaged their beef products, I checked and the ingredients now have a rider!

 

[CatmanV2]

Love it Newton
At least it's put a stop to all those Jimmy Saddle gags, or have we already done that

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[Grinzzz]

Findus Filly Con Carne? or has that one been done already?

 

[2b1ask1]

Flogging a dead horse now....

 

[2b1ask1]

If Romania is the likely origin of the horse meat it is possibly the worst outcome given the life the old nag is likely to have had anyway!

It is a sad old place at times...

 

[Parisien]

Apparently they have banned horse drawn vehicles/carts on the highways now in Romania......a lot of redundant horses surplus to requirements........


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