What have you done to your Maserati today?

[Scaf]

Both of them prepped for Saturday

Two Maseratis, that’s just greedy

 

[Scaf]

Just ripped the front number plate off parking.. DUH

Easy done, I have a small 3 x 12 plate (not not technically legal, but still gets read by ANPR etc) mounted above the splitter. Only problem is if I get it wrong, I will rip the bumper off, not just the plate.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Easy done, I have a small 3 x 12 plate (not not technically legal, but still gets read by ANPR etc) mounted above the splitter. Only problem is if I get it wrong, I will rip the bumper off, not just the plate.

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I treated mine as a sacrificial numberplate. It was the first line of defence against kerbs and other unexpectedly protruding lumps of concrete, grass banks, small dogs etc.

 

[Bebs]

I treated mine as a sacrificial numberplate. It was the first line of defence against kerbs and other unexpectedly protruding lumps of concrete, grass banks, small dogs etc.

Very good point

 

[CatmanV2]

I treated mine as a sacrificial numberplate. It was the first line of defence against kerbs and other unexpectedly protruding lumps of concrete, grass banks, small dogs etc.

Same

C

 

[DLax69]

Two Maseratis, that’s just greedy

So what's three?

 

[Felonious Crud]

So what's three?

An indulgence.

Or a fast pass to the psych ward.

 

[Scaf]

An indulgence.

Or a fast pass to the psych ward.

I would gone further say it’s and “over indulgence” ang there is nothing wrong with those !

 

[philw696]

So what's three?

There's a recurring theme here like wives.

 

[Erlingtheyounger]

There's a recurring theme here like wives.

Suspect Maseratis are (marginally) less expensive to run

 

[Angelus]

Taxed mine today, just need to clear the junk out the way and get it out the garage.

 

[DLax69]

There's a recurring theme here like wives.

The key difference is that i've never had more than two wives at a given time.

 

[CatmanV2]

Taxed mine today, just need to clear the junk out the way and get it out the garage.

Wife, or Maserati?

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

Taxed mine today, just need to clear the junk out the way and get it out the garage.

Wife or Maserati..?

 

[Felonious Crud]

Wife, or Maserati?

C

Wife or Maserati..?

Oh, FFS!

 

[CatmanV2]

Oh, FFS!

Too slow, @Felonious Crud

Feline reactions for the win!

C

 

[Harvey_Tim]

Suspect Maseratis are (marginally) less expensive to run

Only just!

 

[CatmanV2]

The key difference is that i've never had more than two wives at a given time.

So. What's it like having two wives at the same time?

C

 

[Ewan]

Surely the point of owning more than one Maser, is to be slightly more confident that at least one will work at any given moment. (That said, I’m down to two now, a 4 seat hard top and a two seat soft top. That covers most bases.)

 

[safrane]

So. What's it like having two wives at the same time?

C

I find people having a wife a bit of a mystery... having two would be a bigamystery!