valentine's day

[GransportFan1]

yeah maybe she does dem, if my mate found out though, he would never speak to me again.

 

[dem maser]

Ye but its worth it.......

 

[GransportFan1]

i dont know dem, he is like my best mate, yeah his mum is fit, but he is my best mate.

 

[dem maser]

Joking adam....always be loyal.....

 

[GransportFan1]

yep and on that note i am going to bed now, very tired, night night dem.

 

[dem maser]

Gnite you!

 

[BANANA]

the funniest post on here ive seen!! still laughing!!

Dem you need to get out more .

Try this one

Just had my Valentines poem rejected from moonpig.com
they say that
Roses ore Red Violets are twisted bend over love your're about to get Fist*d
isn't acceptable

 

[dem maser]

Hahahaha mike you make me laugh...that sounds acceptable to me

 

[conaero]

Rachel and I along with another couple went down our local and did the pub quiz. Only went and won it. Over the whole night I was only £2 down, thats a first!

 

[Parisien]

Rachel and I along with another couple went down our local and did the pub quiz. Only went and won it. Over the whole night I was only £2 down, thats a first!

Wheres your local Coanero....I fancy making some money!!!!!




P

 

[Elliott653]

My Helen allowed me to go to The Ace last night for a Petrolhead Nirvana meet. In return, all that I had to do was take her away to a country house hotel this last weekend.

I thhhiiinnnnkkk I got a good deal there??????? Haven't quite worked out what happened.......

 

[GransportFan1]

Dem you need to get out more .

Try this one

Just had my Valentines poem rejected from moonpig.com
they say that
Roses ore Red Violets are twisted bend over love your're about to get Fist*d
isn't acceptable

That is brilliant.

 

[Easyplan66]

Hope you didn't get too excited Adam....................Milf lover

 

[GransportFan1]

no i did not get too excited, i kept my cool

 

[dem maser]

Trust mike to post that!! Hahaha

 

[Andyk]

Thats is very funny Dem...Mke you are a card....

We don't do the valentines thing these days as we both think it s a rip of...But thats not to say we didn't.....

The very first valentines day me and my wife had I sent her flower or chocolates every day for 10 days leading up to valentines day.....her house looked like a funeral parlor.......Then on valentines day suprised her andI took her ot Paris for the weekend....................Couldn't bloody afford to do that now....

 

[Easyplan66]

Same as me Andy I sent my wife a text telling her that was her card, the joys of being married for so long, don't need b.. ****.

 

[marcos]

I made sushi and got sloshed on sake. Actualy a pretty good night in

 

[reservoirfrog]

Thats is very funny Dem...Mke you are a card....

We don't do the valentines thing these days as we both think it s a rip of

1/2 of our house think the same Andy..............unfortunatly the other 1/2 does'nt

 

[Andyk]

Hahaha....nice one Rob...