True but uninteresting...

[Andyk]

Why is Hull City football club different from any other team.............................You can not colour in the letters in Hull City.............You can in say liverpool...Twos O's you see........

 

[safrane]

All mammals have a similar number of heart beats in their life time.

 

[GransportFan1]

i normally go for a poo at about 4:30, today it was about 4:31, something wasn't right.

 

[2b1ask1]

Today I drove from Essex to Plymouth and back to do about an hours work in Mutton Cove... Whilst I was there a small naval submarine and a destroyer came into the dockyard...

 

[Andyk]

i normally go for a poo at about 4:30, today it was about 4:31, something wasn't right.

Something stuck then Adam....

 

[ENZ525]

The wind has blown all my leaves into someone elses garden

 

[Andyk]

Thats a result Enzo...Not interesting but a result....

 

[ENZ525]

and true Andy...

 

[GransportFan1]

Something stuck then Adam....

yep.............

 

[Andyk]

yep.............

Hope it wasn't your finger....

 

[GransportFan1]

no it was not my finger, i dont stick my finger up my bum anymore.

 

[Andyk]

Well give it 20 years and you may be getting your wife to do it..then 30 years the doctor....

 

[GransportFan1]

i hope not......dont mind if the doctor is a woman and is good looking though, like bit of uniform myself.

 

[2b1ask1]

In my quest to liberate my garage to fit the Maserati in in comfort I will be photographing stuff to list on ebay this morning, mostly Landrover Discovery Mk1 stuff.

It is rediculous as the garage is 40M2 plus a loft! It is getting better as before the car arrived all I could do was open the door and stand in the door space looking hopefull that the fairies had tidied it up for me....

 

[Andyk]

Jelly babies were first made in 1918 but were called peace babies to celebrate the end of WW1......

 

[GransportFan1]

i like jelly babies, that is a good fact.

 

[GransportFan1]

Did you know MG stood for Morris Garages.

 

[Andyk]

Did you know MG stood for Morris Garages.

Yes..........

 

[lozcb]

In my quest to liberate my garage to fit the Maserati in in comfort I will be photographing stuff to list on ebay this morning, mostly Landrover Discovery Mk1 stuff.

It is rediculous as the garage is 40M2 plus a loft! It is getting better as before the car arrived all I could do was open the door and stand in the door space looking hopefull that the fairies had tidied it up for me....

Been there mate several times and i sympathise , before i moved up to Milton Keynes the last 4 houses i had all had lovely empty double garages, each time i have promised myself to keep them empty and purely for the cars , nature of my work means i reguarly get hold of new units/ good used appliances and steptoe in me means i cant skip them , so within no time they get junked out untill i tip the lot

Next one i have will stay clean and purely for cars


regards loz

 

[Parisien]

A leopard and his spots springs to mind Loz.....


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