top 5 girls on your wishlist??

[hodroyd]

Not just when I'm diving chaps, it makes life interesting, the VPL is not a problem under the suit, when diving without a suit then I have to have more control and wear normal stuff. Dive stops on the way to the top are interesting, you have to find something to do whilst you wait for the body to adjust and when you have female company it's nice to keep warm??

 

[RSM Masser]

you have to find something to do whilst you wait for the body to adjust and when you have female company it's nice to keep warm??

I have it on good authority that one relieves oneself to keep warm in a wetsuit

And not manually either!
in other words pi55 your pants (or someone elses, if you wearing ladies frillies)

 

[hodroyd]

Don't worry I have had to do that on occasion, not too bad in a wet suit, but a dry suit is a different matter.

 

[RSM Masser]

I can imagine - the idea is to keep the liquid on the outside in a dry suit

 

[hodroyd]

Exactly RSM, did have a valve pop off a dry suit once and the suit flooded in really cold water, not comfortable at all and heavy. Did not have frillies on that day, some thermal long jons though.

 

[RSM Masser]

If God wanted me to swim underwater - I would have webbed feet and gills
My flying instructor said a similar thing when trying to teach me to fly a glider - "Do not dive for the ground when at 20 ( lots of unprintable expletives) feet if the launch cable snaps (more expletives)!!!"

Needless to say I neither have gills nor wings - although from another thread I started it appears I have lead feet, or at least one.

Now about these top 5 girls......................

Amanda Holden
F1 Grid girl on Sunday who manged to get her ample cleavage (unusual for a models) in the camera at least 3 times
The rest of the grid girls - in no particular order

Dont need anymore as would be worn out after that lot

 

[hodroyd]

Yes I've done gliders, powered fixed wing and helicopter, I know what you mean about the puckering b*m cheeks, some stuff does get you going a bit.
Totally agree, the grid girls were quite nice aussie ladies, or imports, who knows? You must have a bit of stamina left mate if you could take on all the grid girls in one bash, good for you!!

 

[BennyD]

These days, the only time I feel like doing it twice is just before I've done it once.

 

[DaveT]

These days, the only time I feel like doing it twice is just before I've done it once.

Too true...

 

[dem maser]

These days, the only time I feel like doing it twice is just before I've done it once.

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[hodroyd]

Hahahaha, and so say most of us!!

 

[Parisien]

These days, the only time I feel like doing it twice is just before I've done it once.

You can even manage it the first time Ian.......am doffing my cap as I type.....


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[RSM Masser]

You can even manage it the first time Ian.......am doffing my cap as I type.....


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What you used to do all night - now takes all night to do

 

[Parisien]

........some nights can be very long......................


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[dem maser]

Dont know what any of you "old" people are going on about.....

 

[Parisien]

Dont know what any of you "old" people are going on about.....

....you soon will..........by next year....


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[dem maser]

Hahahahaha really??

 

[Parisien]

Hahahahaha really??

.....yeah................one minute.....your a stud....next minute..........Mr Softy.....................ask Loz.........


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[dem maser]

No.....hard as nails me......

 

[Parisien]

No.....hard as nails me......

......and what about modesty Dem....


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