Things you've kept that you thought would be worth a lot one day but are not.

[Felonious Crud]

Imagine the trauma when you bring it home , leave it at the end of the bed while your wife is asleep

No sex for a while though

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What do you mean no sex for a while? You could always ask the dummy, I suppose. Any port in a storm.

 

[Wack61]

What do you mean no sex for a while? You could always ask the dummy, I suppose. Any port in a storm.

It talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk

 

[zagatoes30]

I thought I must have been on the naughty list.

Have you ever been off the naughty list?

 

[Felonious Crud]

It talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk

It can't walk anymore, you say? Sounds like Dem's been having a go on it.