The other birds thread

[zagatoes30]

Françoise Bettencourt Meyers...no need to post a picture of her. But I have 100 billion reasons to fall in love with her...

And she's 70 so might not have that long to wait

 

[Wack61]

Just spotted this advert on Facebook, my mother in law had home carers, none of them looked like that

They must be aiming for a different market

 

[lifes2short]

Just spotted this advert on Facebook, my mother in law had home carers, none of them looked like that

They must be aiming for a different market

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toss up between full day, 1-2 hours and 7-8 hours

 

[Wack61]

toss up between full day, 1-2 hours and 7-8 hours

I'd struggle with 1-2 hours, I'd think a full day would finish me off

 

[Swedish Paul]

Just spotted this advert on Facebook, my mother in law had home carers, none of them looked like that

They must be aiming for a different market

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Where’s the 15 minute option?

 

[lifes2short]

I'd think a full day would finish me off

but what a way to go

 

[CatmanV2]

but what a way to go

Death by snoo snoo!

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

Just spotted this advert on Facebook, my mother in law had home carers, none of them looked like that

They must be aiming for a different market

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I'm concerned about your Facebook algorithm that's throwing up stuff like that...

 

[Wack61]

I'm concerned about your Facebook algorithm that's throwing up stuff like that...

I buy and sell big boobed prostitutes on Facebook marketplace

 

[sionie1]

I buy and sell big boobed prostitutes on Facebook marketplace

New or part worn...?

 

[Wack61]

New or part worn...?

I think they're all part worn

 

[zagatoes30]

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle - apparently

 

[philw696]

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle - apparently

Most of us on here are old fiddles

 

[zagatoes30]

Most of us on here are old fiddles

I know

 

[lifes2short]

 

[Wack61]

I'm just on the train, a girl got on and sat opposite me, about 25, looked like Sam fox with the same figure wearing a white T shirt that looked 2 sizes too small

I've spent 20 minutes looking at my phone scared to look up until she got off.

 

[James3200GTA]

I'm just on the train, a girl got on and sat opposite me, about 25, looked like Sam fox with the same figure wearing a white T shirt that looked 2 sizes too small

I've spent 20 minutes looking at my phone scared to look up until she got off.

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Ok, so I'm driving home from work. It's already well past weekend start and I'm sitting in front of the traffic light. This light takes ages to turn, so a nice moment to quickly check the mail.

Oh nice, a SM notification mail. Let's take a quick peak. Obviously focussed on the pic and the nice assessets of the young lady, I'm sitting waiting at the traffic light. Just as I gather my senses and get about ready to read the text, the light turns green.
Not wanting to hold up the queu of cars behind me I drive off just managing to have read "when she gets off".

Get off how?!??! Has a high, explodes in his face, is impressed with his charm, dismembers his manhood. How, what, when??? I had to wait another 15 minutes to discover "of the train". Within the realm of all possible scenarios, this is a bit anticlimatic, anti-climaxic.... Oh fluff it's Friday, you know what I mean.

Have a nice weekend all

 

[CatmanV2]

I'm just on the train, a girl got on and sat opposite me, about 25, looked like Sam fox with the same figure wearing a white T shirt that looked 2 sizes too small

I've spent 20 minutes looking at my phone scared to look up until she got off.

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Didn't want black eyes?

C

 

[Wack61]

Didn't want black eyes?

C

She had a boyfriend with her so that could've been a possibility

 

[Wack61]

Susannna York

First film I saw her in, Battle of Britain, in stockings