The other birds thread

[mjheathcote]

Shame she's turned into a bloater!

Dave

Don't hold back Dave!

 

[Manc5]

Shame she's turned into a bloater!

Dave

Little harsh.. recent pick from her 41st birthday............

 

[Wattie]

Little harsh.. recent pick from her 41st birthday............
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Excellent recycling to use her old implants as decorations.

 

[Phil the Brit]

Gentlemen, How about the Curvacious Carol Kirkwood.
Her body measurements are 38-28-39 apparently. They look better than that in real life.

 

[Wack61]

I don't think Kelly has ever had a boob job , they just go up and down as her weight changes

Full survey here. Warning , you may lose an hour of your life before you can drag yourself away , unless you like stick thin women in which case don't bother clicking , just move along

How Kelly Brook's famous curves have changed over the years

SHE is widely considered to be one of the sexiest women on the planet thanks to her natural beauty and Jessica Rabbit curves. Kelly Brook, now 40, stripped off in her garden yesterday for a jaw-dro…

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[2b1ask1]

A bit of difficulty getting the depth of field right on this pair








of pandas!

 

[Manc5]

I don't think Kelly has ever had a boob job , they just go up and down as her weight changes

Full survey here. Warning , you may lose an hour of your life before you can drag yourself away , unless you like stick thin women in which case don't bother clicking , just move along

How Kelly Brook's famous curves have changed over the years

SHE is widely considered to be one of the sexiest women on the planet thanks to her natural beauty and Jessica Rabbit curves. Kelly Brook, now 40, stripped off in her garden yesterday for a jaw-dro…

www.thesun.co.uk

Wow... just Wow....

 

[Wack61]

I bought something from Facebook marketplace last week

The door opened and dressed in skin tight lycra gym clothing was this woman

She's probably used to middle aged men unable to speak anything but gibberish

 

[midlifecrisis]

I bought something from Facebook marketplace last week

The door opened and dressed in skin tight lycra gym clothing was this woman

She's probably used to middle aged men unable to speak anything but gibberish


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Where can I get one and do they cost a lot (initial plus running costs)?

 

[Phil the Brit]

I bought something from Facebook marketplace last week

The door opened and dressed in skin tight lycra gym clothing was this woman

She's probably used to middle aged men unable to speak anything but gibberish


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This doesn't sound plausible to be honest

 

[Wack61]

What you don't think women that look like that sell stuff on Facebook marketplace

I was as surprised as you are when she opened the door

 

[2b1ask1]

She has Capes' shoes on!

 

[Wack61]

Where can I get one and do they cost a lot (initial plus running costs)?

Maintenence costs can be high on this model , plus it's also quite desirable on the used market so it's likely she'll get offers from other interested parties.

Personally I'd go for one slightly further down the range unless I had the bank balance for proper maintenance and the equipment to keep her tuned and running well.

 

[mjheathcote]

I don't think Kelly has ever had a boob job , they just go up and down as her weight changes

Full survey here. Warning , you may lose an hour of your life before you can drag yourself away , unless you like stick thin women in which case don't bother clicking , just move along

How Kelly Brook's famous curves have changed over the years

SHE is widely considered to be one of the sexiest women on the planet thanks to her natural beauty and Jessica Rabbit curves. Kelly Brook, now 40, stripped off in her garden yesterday for a jaw-dro…

www.thesun.co.uk

She's certainly talented transforming between sports and comfort modes.

 

[Wack61]

She's certainly talented transforming between sports and comfort modes.

Either would do me , maybe summer and winter modes

 

[jasst]

I bought something from Facebook marketplace last week

The door opened and dressed in skin tight lycra gym clothing was this woman

She's probably used to middle aged men unable to speak anything but gibberish


View attachment 79141

I had a similar experience, in fact I get several a day !

 

[jasst]

 

[alfatwo]

Do those two come from Essex by any chance?

That over 3 hours drive daan saaff from Warwickshire, I'd be knackerd before I even got there!

Dave

 

[safrane]

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Seems rather to obsessed with her phone... typical young girls these days!

 

[alfatwo]

Do those two come from Essex by any chance?

That over 3 hours drive daan saaff from Warwickshire, I'd be knackerd before I even got there!

Dave

Most probably looking in the magic mirror and saying sh*te, is that what I'll be looking like in 30 years time!

Dave