The other birds thread

Phil the Brit

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LOL....I can't argue with that! You don't look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire right?! Not sure I'd want to be looking at the fire either though. Whiskey and close your eyes might work

It is amazing how alcohol makes some ladies look better the more you drink. Back in the day, many moons ago a friend of mine (not me obviously) used to wait until last knockings before pulling. Always the ugly ones left would always be guaranteed a ****. Like I say, not me obviously.
 

Scaf

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It is amazing how alcohol makes some ladies look better the more you drink. Back in the day, many moons ago a friend of mine (not me obviously) used to wait until last knockings before pulling. Always the ugly ones left would always be guaranteed a ****. Like I say, not me obviously.
Did it ever occur to your friend (not you obviously) that that tactic works both ways and that those lovely ladies were waiting to see you hadn’t managed to pull before taking their pick :p
 

Hawk13

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Did it ever occur to your friend (not you obviously) that that tactic works both ways and that those lovely ladies were waiting to see you hadn’t managed to pull before taking their pick :p

A mate of mine used to use the landlady at our local as his litmus test ... he always said he wouldn't touch her with mine and as soon as the beer goggles changed that, he went home before he got himself into trouble :)
 

Oneball

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Had too google her, Grimsby lass :eek:

This came up, I know I’m possibly old before my time but WTF is going on with this lot.

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