THE most bizarre form of road going "vehicle" ever?

[Parisien]

http://www.yesterdays.nl/mercier-1937-moto-chenille-350cc-p-2716.html

Took my breathe away this did..............


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[Phil H]

Was it a bit too powerful for you then Frank?

PH

 

[Parisien]

......nope........more winded doing 40 mph over a rough field......!!


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[Phil H]

A good substitute for Exlax then?

PH

 

[Parisien]

.....nope more likely to suffer from faecal impaction..............sorry to use the P00 word on a Friday evening Phil.....


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[Phil H]

That's alright Frank, you're amongst friends here. If you'd said cr@p it might have caused offence though.

PH

 

[Parisien]

That's alright Frank, you're amongst friends here. If you'd said cr@p it might have caused offence though.

PH

......SH!T....its a good job I didn't .....


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[Phil H]

A good job you didn't what?

PH

 

[Parisien]

.....say the word................CR@P........



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[BennyD]

Another french design classic along the lines of the SM. I hope their next attempt at a Goodwood sticker turns out better.

 

[Felonious Crud]

.....suffer from faecal impaction....

P - that's one of the most unpleasant expressions I've ever heard. The smile you chose to add after it was profoundly disturbing. My eyes are watering. Enough.

 

[Parisien]

.............glad you approve.......

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[Phil H]

With all this talk of faecal impaction, cr@p, sh!t, and SM, I think I must have wandered onto the wrong forum. Either that, or the mods are having it off (the New Year that is)..........

PH

 

[Felonious Crud]

I feel strangely drawn to prunes, hot water and coffee.

 

[Parisien]

With all this talk of faecal impaction, cr@p, sh!t, and SM, I think I must have wandered onto the wrong forum. Either that, or the mods are having it off (the New Year that is)..........

PH

.....its good to get it all out in the open Phil...........nothing worse than holding it all in.........





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[Phil H]

Ye Gods.

As if Frank's not bad enough with his compactor; prunes, hot water, coffee, and a GTS? Seriously?

PH

 

[Parisien]

GTS........stands for..........


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[Parisien]

Or did you get a bit confused and mean BSC......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale





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[Phil H]

GTS........stands for..........


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I'm not sure Frank, although I think it may have something to do with clenching of the buttocks.

PH

 

[Phil H]

Bl00dy H3ll, I nearly choked on my cocoa