So did you all remember valentines boys?

[lozcb]

Hope Ms T gets well soon dem......take care


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yep not good when this happens Dem , plays havoc with the emotions


regards loz

 

[Emtee]

both came home at 2pm!!!

a cold for the little one kept her from drinking milk and was crying for 8 hrs none stop!!

Ah the joys of parenthood! Hope the cold passes quickly.

 

[hodroyd]

No Miles, the baby now passes it on to Mum & Dad, who then spend another week feeling cr*p, that's just the way baby's are, generous.

 

[Emtee]

No Miles, the baby now passes it on to Mum & Dad, who then spend another week feeling cr*p, that's just the way baby's are, generous.

Haha, yes been there and have the puke covered T shirt to prove it. My youngest is nearly 24 and it's still hard work!

 

[Andrea]

Hope mum and baby feel better soon.... it wont be 60 Dem, couple of years...

 

[EnzoMC]

Valentines, that's for people who don't have a Wedding anniversary!

now I know why she makes such a fuss, I forgot the normal flowers this year

my excuse was being in and out of the Docs, but made up for it by cooking a meal (starters, main and desert), thats nothing for most, but for me who can fix a network has no idea how an over works - microwave maybe but keep forgetting to read the instructions - anyone else from IT

 

[dem maser]

No Miles, the baby now passes it on to Mum & Dad, who then spend another week feeling cr*p, that's just the way baby's are, generous.

dont say that........

 

[dem maser]

Haha, yes been there and have the puke covered T shirt to prove it. My youngest is nearly 24 and it's still hard work!

until they married off i guess??!! hoping..........

 

[RSM Masser]

Got these on email - sort of sums it all up - mind you I would NEVER allow the wife to read them

Sacha Guitry: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Hemant Joshi: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates: By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Dumas: Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Sigmund Freud: The great question... which I have not been able to answer...is, "What does a woman want?

Anonymous: I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Henny Youngman: "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison: "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

James Holt McGavran: "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

Patrick Murray: "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Nash: Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2) Whenever you're right, shut up!!

Henny Youngman: You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Milton Berle: A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous: The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous: Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous: A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous: First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."