It's the day after the wet handling event and as per GT dan it is but a few minutes down the road so may well take it in!
Adam, I am not so sure that Lord Montagu is taking the urine he simply inherited a large pile in the New Forest, something of an accident of birth! Next time I see him or his son I will enquire as to whether they might consider relocating to the Midlands, but I fear such a nice faux castle located on the banks of the river and it's own lake and feudal rights over the village and coastline may be hard to achieve elsewhere!
As with Benny D Norman Tebbit might say ????
After all, us southerners would rather keep it this way, perhaps we could arrange for Hadrian's wall to be relocated at the Watford Gap?
Only joking befoire you all go ballistic!
Cheers