Rant Thread

[daverichardson]

Its out of control now dog ownership.
Many housing estate dwellers with little room have 2+ dogs that **** and pee all over (apart from their own dwelling)
The owners expect everyone else to be dog lovers and accept them jumping up at you and licking you after they have just been licking their balls.
I have posted on here before about dogs (and owners) and my views have become hardened.
Get rid of them

Better be off now (again)

 

[midlifecrisis]

At least dogs don't sh!t in your front or back garden yet cats do.

Do I get an air rifle or is there some other device to keep them out.

 

[philw696]

At least dogs don't sh!t in your front or back garden yet cats do.

Do I get an air rifle or is there some other device to keep them out.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Nah, those kittens may look cute and innocent in their box in France but in my back garden, Cats are just sh!t boxes with fur...do I
a put their waste in the gardens of their owners,
b grab cat and rub its nose in it - good on dogs, when they sh!t in the house.
c fire a non-lethal round at it?

 

[Andyk]

At least dogs don't sh!t in your front or back garden yet cats do.

Do I get an air rifle or is there some other device to keep them out.

Here we go again….……

 

[Andyk]

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Love them Phil…..We have an older cat but keeps thinking he is a Star Wars Sith Lord.

 

[Andyk]

Nah, those kittens may look cute and innocent in their box in France but in my back garden, Cats are just sh!t boxes with fur...do I
a put their waste in the gardens of their owners,
b grab cat and rub its nose in it - good on dogs, when they sh!t in the house.
c fire a non-lethal round at it?

My cat sh1ts in a corner in our garden and buries it. You must be unlucky Martin as most cats bury their poo. I think they know you don’t like them.

 

[Scaf]

At least dogs don't sh!t in your front or back garden yet cats do.

Do I get an air rifle or is there some other device to keep them out.

Do t get me going in cats and cat mess ………..
Get yourself a PIR activated spray attachment for your garden hose - works a treat and is harmless.
Defenders STV415 Jet-Spray Pond & Garden Protector, Green, 32.7x10.5x10 cm https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01DACLHT2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_92PFC8V1Z7ZDY1GBWJ48

 

[CatmanV2]

as most cats bury their poo.

They really don't. They spread it around to mark their territory and ram some of it into the hollow tips of their claws so that when they slash something they deliver an extra dose of septicemia.

I'm not helping, am I?

C

 

[Andyk]

They really don't. They spread it around to mark their territory and ram some of it into the hollow tips of their claws so that when they slash something they deliver an extra dose of septicemia.

I'm not helping, am I?

C

I remember you saying that.

 

[CatmanV2]

I remember you saying that.

I still love mine. And all of the ones that we had before. The ones that will come after. And they don't **** anywhere but our garden and their litter boxes <shrug>

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

They really don't. They spread it around to mark their territory and ram some of it into the hollow tips of their claws so that when they slash something they deliver an extra dose of septicemia.

I'm not helping, am I?

C

Evil b@strrds! That's premeditated bio-warfare! Size 8s to the rear next time i see one in my garden.

 

[Andyk]

Evil b@strrds! That's premeditated bio-warfare! Size 8s to the rear next time i see one in my garden.

You really do not like cats Mart do you….Love them
Myself….

 

[MarkMas]

The when you sit outside at a pavement cafe people feel it’s acceptable to let their dogs come right up to you sniffing and licking.

"Oh, he's just being friendly!"

"No, he's just about to get a kick in the head."

 

[CatmanV2]

Evil b@strrds! That's premeditated bio-warfare! Size 8s to the rear next time i see one in my garden.

Nature is seldom as cute as we would like to pretend.

You really do not like cats Mart do you….Love them
Myself….

I do too. Except this morning they decided they wanted to go out at 0230.......

C

 

[Scaf]

We are also seeing numerous dogs being carried like babies or in mini prams, the world has gone mad

 

[midlifecrisis]

Small dogs and cats...send to North Korea. They like them.

 

[philw696]

 

[lifes2short]

Its out of control now dog ownership.
Many housing estate dwellers with little room have 2+ dogs that **** and pee all over (apart from their own dwelling)
The owners expect everyone else to be dog lovers and accept them jumping up at you and licking you after they have just been licking their balls.
I have posted on here before about dogs (and owners) and my views have become hardened.
Get rid of them

Better be off now (again)

would i be right in thinking that you wont be considering in homing one of the pen farthing dogs ?

 

[Harry]

My rant for today. Brambles. When you try to pull one out and haven’t realised it has wrapped itself around your ankle.