If you want an easy car to steal, take a look at an old Landie. Mine (like many) has a fabric roof. But you don’t even need a pen-knife to get in. You just untie the rope! Comical. The insurers asked what security it had, so I said ‘a piece of thick string’. That seemed to satisfy them, as the insurance is buttons.
(Though it probably helps that it’s in a gated complex with 24hr security guards, monitored entry/exit points and CCTV.)
Anyway, the fact that RR theft rates are down to 0.07% has to be a good thing. Maybe the thiefs have cottoned on to all the internet stories about JLR unreliability, so have moved on to stealing Porsches. Oh. No, hang on…