Ok guys....only 1 person bid on this and tell the rest of us...ok!!!!

[Parisien]

We do not want anyone paying way over the odds again....its worth £6 plus vat and a 1st class stamp from Strathstones in Manchester, if they have any left!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Maserati-4200...arts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item20b4b39fbb

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[Emtee]

Just put a fiver on it. Let's see..........

 

[Parisien]

....the man with the money has spoken.......................


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[Parisien]

Ok guys...heres another.......................if no-one minds...I will bid on this one......cheers!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Maserati-Key-...arts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item4aa5cfd793

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[Emtee]

ARGHHHHHHH SOMEONE'S OUTBID ME BY FIFTY PENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on, who was it? Own up........

 

[dem maser]

i dont have that key miles....sorry you got beaten....come on you guys who was it??

 

[Parisien]

.....wait...wait....I am bidding on this one M.....weren't you bidding on a grey one....or you lost that auction???


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[Parisien]

oh...sorry was looking at my key rubber auction...ooopppssss.....


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[Parisien]

...oh well.....bid it another £1...then if outbid again...phone Strathstones in Manchester to order one!


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[Emtee]

Don't you know I've got a wife, a dog and two children to feed!(not necessarily in that order) I can ill-afford this sort of outlay and 50p would have got me in to the matinee with enough left over for chips'n'bits. WHY, WHY, WHY.....

 

[dem maser]

Don't you know I've got a wife, a dog and two children to feed!(not necessarily in that order) I can ill-afford this sort of outlay and 50p would have got me in to the matinee with enough left over for chips'n'bits. WHY, WHY, WHY.....

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Parisien]

.....I really feel for you............................go on.....risk it...£1.................

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[Emtee]

Right, I've sold the kids and shot the dog and slapped another half note on it, but if this turns into a bidding frenzy I will not be a happy bunny.......

 

[dem maser]

3 days to go.....should have left it for last minute...hope you get it

 

[Parisien]

Right, I've sold the kids and shot the dog and slapped another half note on it, but if this turns into a bidding frenzy I will not be a happy bunny.......

....hhhmmmm.......looking up OED definition for bidding frenzy..................................oooppsss.......see below....


" When sportmaserati forum members try to buy a small item for a hugely inflated price"


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[Emtee]

....hhhmmmm.......looking up OED definition for bidding frenzy..................................oooppsss.......see below....


" When sportmaserati forum members try to buy a small item for a hugely inflated price"


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And I don't even need one! Mine are fine. I'm just curious to see whether it's pucker or not.

 

[Emtee]

So it went for 17 notes with 4 other bidders besides me. There's obviously a demand. Anyone on here?

 

[Parisien]

E...outrageous.....phone Strathstones in the am......I didn't bid on it E as agreed..............................am looking at "mine"........still at £5.......but don't doubt theres 4/5/6/7/ watchers...


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[Emtee]

Phone Strathstones?..... I'M PHONING MY MP, THE LOCAL JP, MY GP AND MAYBE EVEN BP! (I did think about phoning Heinz, but to be honest wasn't sure what they'd be able to do)

Anyway it's a travesty of biblical proportion and I'm in pieces. why, WHY, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Parisien]

....survival of the ebayer with the most nonsensical wallet.....................its a Darwinian concept...aint you heard of it...........


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