News articles that make you laugh.

[MarkMas]

Shaker Heights attorney, a Trump supporter, tells judge he voted twice in last two elections by accident

James Saunders, a 56-year-old former attorney for the Internal Revenue Service, did not mean to commit a crime when he cast ballots in both Cuyahoga County and Broward County, Florida, counties where he owns property and has been registered to vote since before 2009, his lawyer said during...

www.cleveland.com

Something tells me that he won't be getting 6 years in jail, like this person:

The Black woman sentenced to six years in prison over a voting error

Pamela Moses was sentenced to six years in prison for trying to register despite a felony conviction but officials admitted making a series of mistakes

www.theguardian.com

 

[3hcp]

A Revving Maserati Engine has a Biological Effect on Women

The dirt road.

www.caranddriver.com

 

[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

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This is *absolutely* me

C

 

[philw696]

Last motorist to use driving gloves lives in Suffolk | Suffolk Gazette

The last motorist in Britain to still use driving gloves comes from Suffolk, it has emerged.

www.suffolkgazette.com

 

[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

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There is *far* to much to unpack there. I need a drink

C

 

[Harry]

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Hang on, where’s the link to it? Intrigued to know which part of the bible he was “researching”, how they knew what he was doing etc. Hopefully Private Eye magazine will feature it in their Funny Old Word section.

 

[Felonious Crud]

There is *far* to much to unpack there. I need a drink

C

... said God.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Intrigued to know which part of the bible he was “researching”, how they knew what he was doing etc.

Genesis 38:9-10, would be my guess.

 

[CatmanV2]

Genesis 38:9-10, would be my guess.

I sincerely hope you had to look that up!

C

 

[DLax69]

I sincerely hope you had to look that up!

C

Fear he has it memorized...

 

[Harry]

Genesis 38:9-10, would be my guess.

Lordy, I looked it up!

 

[CatmanV2]

Lordy, I looked it up!

As did I!

C

 

[Phil H]

A Genesis followed me along the A303 today. Was it some kind of omen, should I be worried, do I seek counsel of the runes?

 

[Felonious Crud]

Lordy, I looked it up!

Peace be upon you.

 

[Felonious Crud]

As did I!

C

Blessed are the cheese makers.

 

[Felonious Crud]

A Genesis followed me along the A303 today. Was it some kind of omen, should I be worried, do I seek counsel of the runes?

Just steer clear of your brother's missus, seems to the the general rule. And don't, um, splash the cash too liberally.

 

[DLax69]

Just steer clear of your brother's missus, seems to the the general rule. And don't, um, splash the cash too liberally.

The Four Hyundai of the Apocalypse

 

[CatmanV2]

Blessed are the cheese makers.

I hope that's an allegorical statement referring to all manufacturers of dairy products?

C