This seems to be a marriage guidance thread combined with nice, or not so nice colour combo's so.....
1. You do have the choice not to get married!!!! Me and Mrs Tee have been together for 13 years and only finally got hitched last year because we wanted to throw a great big flocker of a party for all our mates. Registry was cheap as chips, then spent £K's at one truly memorable party for 100 or more family and friends. We kept the bar bill, it was truly staggering!
2. This is what happens if you anger the Maserati gods with a cr@ppy paint job.