choc covered jenny sounds nice, drew a blank on that but did come across this
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Er, yes. Welcome. welkom, bienvenu, yadda, yadda.
(Tractor juice version though. Really?)
Back to this chocolate jenny of which you spoke.
You know, you can assume that naked women don't
hold many surprises for me and neither does chocolate. (ahem)
Howeverrrrrrr.......I've never had the opportunity to combine
the two and now I'm wondering if a woman exists, on this
conservative, backward and dysfunctional little island upon
which I am temporarily shipwrecked. Who might consent to a
night of chocolate filled fun? Or a weekend perhaps? With other flavours too?
I've never met a woman who doesn't go weak knee'd at the sight
of chocolate. Shouldn't be a problem then. Should it?
You're familiar with the advertised debate about how one
eats their chocolate cream egg? Well, my mind is dragging me in
a slightly different direction
Hopefully I haven't driven a V8 (petrol) through the red line
of good taste? Er, no pun intended