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Max Swell
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After dropping my new girlfriend home the other night after our first date, she told me I'd have to wait six months before giving a BJ. I told her I totally understand and respect her decision and that I'd ring her nearer the time.
Sorry cobra twin I don't think I can help!
Sorry cobra twin I don't think I can help!
CatmanV2
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Hooo boy
Well, with the concept that the simple ones are the best, bunch of flowers, bottle of champagne, dinner already ordered, candles
Can you get home *before* her? Then you could send her something *really* cheesey and surprise her with the classic candlelit meal?
C
Well, with the concept that the simple ones are the best, bunch of flowers, bottle of champagne, dinner already ordered, candles
Can you get home *before* her? Then you could send her something *really* cheesey and surprise her with the classic candlelit meal?
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Hahaha! (did it work?)
Cobratwin, I'm at a loss. Without knowing your other half it's hard to take a stab (so to speak). Filthy could put her off, wet and lushy could put her off... maybe have a look at Fify Shades of Grigio and copy a passage out of that! Or, if she wants to act out what you text her "... and then cobratwin's partner lovingly finished waxing his car..." No? Oh, ok.
cobratwin
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Pmsl yeah wax it girl wax it good!
I think she's been reading that sort of book already, I think a mix of wet and lushy with a bit of filth would work.
Ok here goes only a little bit done so far.
Excuse me a moment while i lift your stocking clad leg,, as i thought you seem to be tense just lay back and let my hands massage your calf, here rest ur leg on my shoulder ,,.... is that better?,, whats that your thigh requires some help as well..? here let me roll the stocking down a bit so this warm oil can work with my fingers as i gently rub the muscles , that's right close your eyes, a deep breaths,, why dont you lift your other leg to the other side of my head and rest it while i start work on both thighs..............As my hands rub down the top of both your legs, I feel you relax while the extra little oil runs down to your inner thigh, i see a cheeky smile creep onto your face. Drawing my hands back and slipping them into the inner part of your calf's my fingers glide down parting your legs more so my hands have room to slip all the way down your inner thigh........
I think she's been reading that sort of book already, I think a mix of wet and lushy with a bit of filth would work.
Ok here goes only a little bit done so far.
Excuse me a moment while i lift your stocking clad leg,, as i thought you seem to be tense just lay back and let my hands massage your calf, here rest ur leg on my shoulder ,,.... is that better?,, whats that your thigh requires some help as well..? here let me roll the stocking down a bit so this warm oil can work with my fingers as i gently rub the muscles , that's right close your eyes, a deep breaths,, why dont you lift your other leg to the other side of my head and rest it while i start work on both thighs..............As my hands rub down the top of both your legs, I feel you relax while the extra little oil runs down to your inner thigh, i see a cheeky smile creep onto your face. Drawing my hands back and slipping them into the inner part of your calf's my fingers glide down parting your legs more so my hands have room to slip all the way down your inner thigh........
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RSM Masser
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I would never be able to text all that - my phone battery would run out
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Just read that out to the scaffolders at work'
Your right - it is drivel
Their suggestion was unprintable!
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I reckon you need to get a "lady" to knock something up for you... I'm in awe (I think that's what it is) that you're posting this on here.
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I went back to my scaffolders for advice - they said if you needed to go to that much detail for a ......... get a new bird!
I'm just checking I've put the right URL in.....think I've accidentally stumbled across the wrong website!
Dave, if you want to get her heart racing then send her a text that says you've run out of wine at home and that she's maxed out your credit card. That should do the trick nicely.
Dave, if you want to get her heart racing then send her a text that says you've run out of wine at home and that she's maxed out your credit card. That should do the trick nicely.