He went upstairs....

[CatmanV2]

Just watching the news and they played a 999 recording of an 8yo boy that called 999 because the neighbour's house was on fire.

Great kid, but the utter stand out line was:
'He went upstairs to get the crowbar'

I mean, of course. Where else would you keep it?

C

 

[MarkMas]

I thought you were going to give us the 'alternate universe' version of this Monty Python sketch opening:

Tourist: Good morning.
Secretary: Oh good morning, ummm, do you want to come upstairs?
Tourist: I beg your pardon?
Secretary: Do you want to come upstairs? Oh! Or have you come to arrange a holiday?
Tourist: Er.......to arrange a holiday.
Secretary: Oh sorry.
Tourist: What's all this about coming upstairs?
Secretary: Oh, nothing, nothing. Now where were you thinking of going?

 

[CatmanV2]

I thought you were going to give us the 'alternate universe' version of this Monty Python sketch opening:

Tourist: Good morning.
Secretary: Oh good morning, ummm, do you want to come upstairs?
Tourist: I beg your pardon?
Secretary: Do you want to come upstairs? Oh! Or have you come to arrange a holiday?
Tourist: Er.......to arrange a holiday.
Secretary: Oh sorry.
Tourist: What's all this about coming upstairs?
Secretary: Oh, nothing, nothing. Now where were you thinking of going?

Put your head between them and go 'flubbery, flubbery, flubbery' with American Express

C

 

[Wanderer]

Put your head between them and go 'flubbery, flubbery, flubbery' with American Express

C

That was Not The Nine O’clock News wasn’t it? Pamela Stephenson?

 

[CatmanV2]

That was Not The Nine O’clock News wasn’t it? Pamela Stephenson?

It certainly was. Griff Rhys Jones as the customer from memory

C

 

[Andyk]

Just watching the news and they played a 999 recording of an 8yo boy that called 999 because the neighbour's house was on fire.

Great kid, but the utter stand out line was:
'He went upstairs to get the crowbar'

I mean, of course. Where else would you keep it?

C

I heard that as well and do think why has he got that up stairs...

 

[CatmanV2]

I heard that as well and do think why has he got that up stairs...

It can't be good, whatever reason

C

 

[Oneball]

Just watching the news and they played a 999 recording of an 8yo boy that called 999 because the neighbour's house was on fire.

Great kid, but the utter stand out line was:
'He went upstairs to get the crowbar'

I mean, of course. Where else would you keep it?

C

It’s under the bed along with the windscreen for the Vette. I grant you, as we live in a bungalow, upstairs would be a little strange. But I’ve heard there are houses with two floors.