Eurovision Song Contest Thread

[Wanderer]

Russian one was ****....

 

[Andyk]

This is **** but compulsory TV....My boys have to have voting sheets which we all fill in... I’ve score Belgium highest so far..... UK one was **** and very forgetful. I do love Europe as they give us women with hardly anything on and UK has a fat chap in a rain coat.

 

[Andyk]

Why does Germany have a dancer dressed as a penis.

 

[Andyk]

Finland very Linkin Park/Limp biscuit. Nice....

 

[Wanderer]

Finnish Gay Metal

 

[Oneball]

Why does Germany have a dancer dressed as a penis.

Because they’re German. You know you’re in Germany when you look out your hotel window and see this

 

[Zep]

I thought Azerbaijan entry was quite artistic.

 

[Andyk]

Another bit o Heavy Metal from Italy.

 

[Swedish Paul]

I’m voting for ABBA. And Buck’s Fizz.

 

[Wanderer]

I think we should take off and Nuke Eurovision from space. It's the only way to be sure of 12 points....

 

[Andyk]

Our song was dull as ditch water so not a surprise. Probably in the bottom 5 songs on the night.

 

[Wanderer]

Our song was dull as ditch water so not a surprise. Probably in the bottom 5 songs on the night.

I reckon if we got The Who with McCartney on Bass, Starr on drums, Jimmy Page on lead we'd still end up with nil points....

 

[Wanderer]

Time for Brexitvision, Boris!

 

[Wack61]

Is 0 points in Eurovision a good thing though

Coming last in a **** contest is for winners

 

[zagatoes30]

As bad as 0 points for the UK was the fact Italy won says it all - that's it never again I will I bother to watch this pile of ****

 

[Zep]

Be honest, we watch it for the costumes. Italy winning with a **** song can only help.....

 

[Wattie]

I was told to “get a life” elsewhere.
Now I discover u lot watch this!!!

 

[Andyk]

Well, I said Italy would win and France 2nd.....and I say again UK didn’t deserve any points as it was unforgettable drivel. I will be watching next year as it is a tradition in our house and I think it’s rather fun seeing how some counties put songs so bad in it makes you wonder how they sleep at night especially as this competition means so much to Europeans.....Brilliant cringe worthy TV that you just shouldn’t take seriously and at least the winners played instruments...

 

[Zep]

Well, I said Italy would win and France 2nd.....and I say again UK didn’t deserve any points as it was unforgettable drivel. I will be watching next year as it is a tradition in our house and I think it’s rather fun seeing how some counties put songs so bad in it makes you wonder how they sleep at night especially as this competition means so much to Europeans.....Brilliant cringe worthy TV that you just shouldn’t take seriously and at least the winners played instruments...

Exactly that. I mean, Germany, what was that about.

 

[lifes2short]

enjoyed it, as per Andyk it's family tradition for us, the thing is many moons ago before the interweb and this other bloomin stuff the first time you would hear the entries was on the day it was televised, now everything is streamed to create a following and i'm sure the telephone voting is rigged and/or manipulated in advance, rather liked sweden, tix and the icelandic one, wtf was UK thinking with that song and the look was cr4p as well, weird coat thing with some chavy gold chains around his neck ala pikey