Does your car have a 710?????

[urbanmaser]

What Is a 710?


A Few days ago I was having some work done at HR Owen. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' The mechanic fainted.




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[dem maser]

hahahahahahaha that got me................

 

[Andyk]

Thats great......Did laugh...

 

[2b1ask1]

Back in the summer the blond over the road was going to be going on a long journey and being single and independent she set about checking her car by herself....

I was watching out the window as she kicked each tyre in turn then lifted the bonnet off and even managed to gheck the oil; imagine my supprise as she then stripped down to her bra and knickers!!!!



Fearing for her modesty I did the decent thing and went over to assist her and enquired if all was ok?

"I'm fine" she said " I was just going to check the water......"

"I was just following the instructions!"

 

[dem maser]

hahahahahahaha lovely newton.........

 

[conaero]

I can beat that and this is a true story. It was a women I used to work with.

She took her car into Hendy Fords in Chandlers Ford near Winchester for a check over as it was making a strange noise.

Henry's checked it over and it was something that was loose so they tightened it for her.

They gave the car back and told her it was all fine but the oil was low. She asked them how much she would need to buy and Hendys told her a litre should do it.

Later that day they get a call from the women saying her car had caught fire and what had they done to it?

It turns out she poured a litre of oil all over the engine!

I kid you not!

 

[dem maser]

**** off??!!

how dumb is she??

 

[GransportFan1]

All 3 are hilarious but pouring oil on your engine, that is beyond thick.

 

[dem maser]

i know wmen are thick when it comes to basic engine up keep but keep on!!

 

[markp4200]

Don't you just love them.
They offset our stupidity so beautifully - kind of evens things up!

 

[dem maser]

never seen mine check oil or water....she just drives it till "the dash will light up"

 

[urbanmaser]

I don't want to be guilty of starting a sex war that quite frankly guys we can never win

 

[dem maser]

I don't want to be guilty of starting a sex war that quite frankly guys we can never win

i wear the trousers in my house hold UM........

 

[urbanmaser]

i wear the trousers in my house hold UM........

You may wear the trousers but thats about it Your wife would eat you for breakfast Dem if she knew you said that

 

[dem maser]

you but shes not on here!!

 

[toomanyhorses]

A good friend of mine used to go out with a girl that decided to go on a 'car maintenance' course.

The first part was to do an oil change, and the students were told to bring the appropriate oil and filter for their car.

I was at their house when she rang the local VW garage and asked for the price for a filter for her Scirocco.
When the parts guy asked her what engine size it was, she said, "... oh, er, I don't know...", then she frowned deep in thought for a while and suddenly announced jubilantly, "it's red"

She was very pretty though, oh, and blonde as it happens

 

[urbanmaser]

This is one girl who would never mix up her 710 with her oil tomato9:






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