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lozcb

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Having just watched the news trying to catch up on the latest Jenson Button hi jack scenario in Rio ,apparently Cameron has mentioned the Tories intend to introduce a compulsory work scheme for the long term unemployed hip hip hooray, those that dont take up the unpaid community work will have their benefits reduced, at blooody last some common sense being applied to an ever increasing problem , i get fed up driving around during the day seeing all the lazy buggers smoking weed and living off my hard earned taxes,



Victors on one today


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reservoirfrog

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but loz.........would you give one of them a job ??..............they would resent having to work and would little or nothing while there...........I guess some of them would genuinely welcome the chance to work at anything as it would give them some training & expierence and get a foot in the door at some type of trade........but the majority of them would be disruptive and a pain in the ***
 

lozcb

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but loz.........would you give one of them a job ??..............they would resent having to work and would little or nothing while there...........I guess some of them would genuinely welcome the chance to work at anything as it would give them some training & expierence and get a foot in the door at some type of trade........but the majority of them would be disruptive and a pain in the ***


Made me chuckle that Rob , quite a few years ago i had two fireplace shops , whilst doing my own xmas shopping i was persistantly harrassed by sellers of the big issue on every street corner/shop doorway , being my busiest time shop wise , i offered one of the issue sellers a real job earning sensible money and to start straight away gave him my card and told him to arrive first thing Monday morning , do you think he ever turned up , Free money for doing nothing has been institutionalised in the UK its got to stop , its blatantly unfair


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reservoirfrog

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A yes, big issue.........1st foot in the door to social services management............got to have that on your C.V. when applying for any council social services job.
Do you notice that most of them have a sh1tty grey blanket with a blue stripe so that the mangy flea ridden cur can look as pathetic as posible and suck more money out of the pockets of the gullible.
 

Andyk

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Loz, well done you ...spirit of the season and all that ... You entrance through the pearly gates cemented with that one.
 

lozcb

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A yes, big issue.........1st foot in the door to social services management............got to have that on your C.V. when applying for any council social services job.
Do you notice that most of them have a sh1tty grey blanket with a blue stripe so that the mangy flea ridden cur can look as pathetic as posible and suck more money out of the pockets of the gullible.

Rob you have forgotten to mention the mandatory flea ridden pooch to boot


hahah


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Parisien

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Is this the "Heart of Gold" award thread guys?....;)....;).....


Am only pulling, yes I tend to agree...a far tighter rein must be keep on ALL government expenditure...............lets get real administrators in to do the job properly, fairly and to a 99.99% success rate...............so, who here is up for inviting 100,000 Germans into the UK to save us all our taxes being squandered?


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lozcb

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Is this the "Heart of Gold" award thread guys?....;)....;).....


Am only pulling, yes I tend to agree...a far tighter rein must be keep on ALL government expenditure...............lets get real administrators in to do the job properly, fairly and to a 99.99% success rate...............so, who here is up for inviting 100,000 Germans into the UK to save us all our taxes being squandered?


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If thats the price we have to pay Frank , then so be it ,far more important to completely eradicate the idea and ethos of money for nothing society , especially when its my taxes were talking about , certainly there's no disproving the ability of the germans to achieve this end , their impeccable track record , of record keeping is 2nd to none , and possibly there undoing which became quite evident during Nuremburg war trials , gees how did we get to here


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Parisien

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We got here Loz....cos most tax payers are hacked off at how our finances are handled...........its feeling of hurt, being let down and "envy" of the feckless and lazy.

Whilst all may not be rosy in the UK garden....prefer to have English as a mother tongue than German...aaahheeemmm....


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lozcb

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We got here Loz....cos most tax payers are hacked off at how our finances are handled...........its feeling of hurt, being let down and "envy" of the feckless and lazy.

Whilst all may not be rosy in the UK garden....prefer to have English as a mother tongue than German...aaahheeemmm....


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Laffin Frank , at the mind set (predominantly mine ) that as soon as the word German is mentioned ,one wants to shoot back to 1939-1945 hehehhe


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Parisien

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Laffin Frank , at the mind set (predominantly mine ) that as soon as the word German is mentioned ,one wants to shoot back to 1939-1945 hehehhe


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.......hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......it was a defining low point in mans history......................when it the whole world could have gone T*I*T*S up..................for whole regions and races.......survival of the fittest..........and the Germans were by far the fittest in those terms...........................only for the Russians Loz............................believe me.......


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conaero

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About blooming time too. The only problem is, that next election, they will all vote Labour so they can return to sitting on the couch all day.

What they need to do is make a rule that only people who contribute to society can vote, so all the leaches cant vote.

Ill start the exclusion list:
Unemployed
Convicts
Travellers
Imigrant citizens less that 20 years
Estate agents
 

lozcb

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Awe c'mon Mat have a heart


Unemployed.......... for more than 3 months
Single mums.......... who have never contributed
Convicts
Travellers
Imigrant citizens less that 20 years
Estate agents
Maserati salesmen


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Parisien

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....glad to see you have you place in the top 5 list of potential winners for the HoG award Conaero.....:)

Plus will add......MPs, television presenters, B/C/D list celebs.....gossip columnists, ( ALL SUN, Mirror, Guardian readers)....pet owners...................

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lozcb

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am laffin Loz...................MAGIC!


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Oh how i wish i could phot shop Frank , love to put Cameron in Norman Tebbits black leather jacket and Nazi crash helmet , If only Maggie could have had 10 years more and not had to of handed over to that wimp Major , all i would like now to see in my life time is, the UK pull totally out of Europe , but still trade with them , doing away with the existing Health and safety laws and re-writing them logically from scratch , and the UK re-writing its own Human rights act


Job done , country back on its feet in 3 years


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reservoirfrog

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Was'nt going to contribute anymore to this thread, as its got a bit too right wing for me................but Frank.........PET OWNERS ?????????? I'd be the 1st put up against the wall.
Me an Ruf gonna find out where all the dog haters are and compile a list just in case we have to go underground when the great day of liberation comes.......oh yeh......and if you are one of the bike riders who ride at high speed through sutton park without a bell and shout at dog owners............your the 1st on my list.....@rseholes.
No one mentioned solicitors
 

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these lazy people that sit at home getting paid and their rent paid and have no intention of working are the worst ones...waste of a life...not juts unemployed people who are trying to find a job and cant
 

reservoirfrog

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these lazy people that sit at home


top poster by a country mile this week Dem, must be a forum record.............Ha Ha.