BBC Apprentice 2011

[Parisien]

This is here I think....

...gee...you picked a flattering pic of her Matt..........any of her in a bikini.........?


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[ENZ525]

sorry to ruin it for you, it was on as i was talking to you last night, should have remembered............

no problem at all Dem...will watch it anyway

 

[dem maser]

Whens the final?? Its the last 7 now & theres 2 in the final so we still 5 weeks away??

 

[NickP]

I think there are just 6 left, normally 2 of the final 4 go at the interview stage... So 4 weeks left I think?

 

[BennyD]

This is here I think....

She looks a bit like Courtney Cox; a bit stern with eyes like a sh1t-house rat.

 

[Parisien]

......seeing as your obviously a frequent visitor to sh1thouses Ian....I will have to take your word for it............

Shes way nicer that that ID line up guilty as pic!!!!


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[BennyD]

I try to visit once a day but after a curry, maybe two or three times in quick succession! As for the Apprentice, I can't bide that stupid programme, it seems to be full of talentless, half-baked fuckw1ts crawling over each other like rats in a sack. Such a tawdry affair should be kept out of public view and the fact it isn't shows what shameless, undignified parasites these fools are.

 

[GransportFan1]

Ian your views on certain topics are first class.

 

[Parisien]

....so....you're tarring all business types with same brush...........


Could you pass the names of all the dives you frequent to Adam to verify......



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[BennyD]

....so....you're tarring all business types with same brush...........

No not really P, just the self serving, back stabbing, publicity seeking C-list celeb wannabee t0sspots. Those that can, do, those that can't go on telly and make ar5es of themselves. As for the dives I have visited; classified!

 

[Parisien]

...naw....90% do deserved tarred with same brush.............then feathered as they used to do over here in the 70/80s......lets make a list.......

1. All politicians, those who aspire to be politicians, those who've voted, those who've seen a politician live or on TV......

2. Anybody else??







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[dem maser]

I think there are just 6 left, normally 2 of the final 4 go at the interview stage... So 4 weeks left I think?

Yes your right

 

[Andrea]

So who will the lucky contestant be tonight....

 

[GransportFan1]

Interesting, i want Melody to go, got a gob on her to say the least.

 

[BennyD]

Can't they just take them out and shoot them? It would shrink the loser count.

 

[dem maser]

Noooooo melody gone.....my eye candy.....

 

[Parisien]

...only for Cookstowns finest it would be a dull show..........I wouldn't let most of them look after my goldfish!


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[dem maser]

Did you hear where they went??

ENFIELD!!

 

[Parisien]

.....laffed at that........dud decision.......

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[dem maser]

That makro is 1mile from me....