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[markp4200]

Then I saw that same sweet, poor old lady fall over today on the pavement just up the street from the bank.
Well, I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

 

[BennyD]

Geography of a woman

18-22; A woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas
23-30; A woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors
31-45; A woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty
46-55; A woman is like France; gently ageing but sensual with an appreciation of the finer things in life
56-60; A woman is like Yugoslavia; haunted by past mistakes and in great need of massive reconstruction
61 on; A woman is like Afghanistan; everyone knows where it is but no one, apart from squaddies, wants to go there

The Geography of a man

15-80; a man is like Zimbabwe; ruled by a d!ck

 

[Andyk]

I would like to share an experience with all of you. It has to do with drinking and driving.
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years.
The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much vino and knowing full well that I was wasted I did something I've never done before. Believe it or not, I took a bus home. Yes a bus.
I arrived home safely and without incident. This was really a surprise to me since I have never driven a bus before.