Ageing posts

[Devonboy]

Rozzers will do anything to cypress the truth!

 

[Oishi]

I don't seed it matters how old your wood is, as long as your post is strong and stiff and gets the job done.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Rozzers will do anything to cypress the truth!

That was a-corny play on words!

 

[Devonboy]

That was a-corny play on words!

Not as bad as - Rozzers - they loved the old British Leyland cars..... and these gags are making me feel sycamore.....

 

[JonW]

We should publish a leaflet with all these ‘jokes’... although perhaps we should branch out to more than just tree gags?

 

[Ebenezer]

We have fish ones too- @MarkMas will root them out I'm sure.
Eb

 

[MarkMas]

We have fish ones too- @MarkMas will root them out I'm sure.
Eb

There's a time and plaice for everything.

 

[MarkMas]

You think it would be a step too fir ?
...

Going the whole mahogany?

 

[GeoffCapes]

Going the whole mahogany?

He'd get the Birch!

 

[daverichardson]

Why did I log into this?

 

[spkennyuk]

Reading this thread is sapping my energy. It reminds me of another old thread where something fishy was going on.

There are a few species of fish that can climb trees. Known as climbing Perches. A lot of people wooden know that.

 

[rs48635]

The ageing post is where new members are tied up to mature, before that are grafted onto the beginner branch of this forum.
been back too start of the thread, but still unable to cedar wood for the trees.

 

[CatmanV2]

I can only apologise. For everything. Ever.

I had no idea this wood happen........

C

 

[daverichardson]

You could sell these tree climbing fish on Higher Purchase

 

[spkennyuk]

You could sell these tree climbing fish on Higher Purchase

They dont live long as they are Prune to problems with their Stickle backs in the Lumber region.

 

[Devonboy]

Oh @CatmanV2 look at what you planted.....

 

[zagatoes30]

Syca-more wood puns, another thread that needs to be destroyed by a wildfire

 

[spkennyuk]

I can only apologise. For everything. Ever.

I had no idea this wood happen........

C

So you should !

 

[Phil H]

Nearly 60 posts huh. It's time this thread was truncated.

PH

 

[jasst]

Did someone say they've got wood? asking for a friend