Ok, you beat me to it. You have fuel, you have air, all 8 coil packs and spark plugs are not going to fail so it would appear your issue is electrical. You could try removing one of the spark plugs then with insulated pliers, hold it near the block and see if it sparks.
Still feel something electrical or sensor is saying no to start up and hence why it wont fire.
You need to get the ECU read, if your car is OBD, ie 2001 or later, you can get one of the generic ones off Ebay for about £20, then post us your error codes. Clear them, then read which ones come back.
Imobiliser, check the light is going out and also, lock and unlock the car then start it, worth a go.
Electrical items that will cause a failed startup:
Immobiliser
TDC sensor
ECU fault
Knock sensor
MAF sensor (if it has one)
And a wild card one, stuck turbo
Can you tell us what were the circumstances of the failure. Have you had something replaced recently, has the car been left for a long time, did the battery go flat and you jumped it, things like that, it might help us diagnose it.
Stick with it, you'll get it sorted fella.