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Wack61

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philw696 said:
If you're tinkering outside be safe chaps.
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Back in the late 70s a mate bought an old ford escort , he got a puncture in the middle of nowhere so his girlfriend held a lighter while he jacked the car up , he started jacking then a creak and a crash , she lit the lighter and the jack was 6" up the door skin , he didn't have a lot of luck with cars , we all had motorbikes , in his next car, a Hillman imp he dropped his girlfriend off in front of us , she left the door open so he floored it attempting a spectacular spinning wheels door closing manoeuvre
The door did close as planned but the window fell out
 
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Same guy worked at the local peugeot dealer , the manager let him use the workshop after hours to fix his cars only one night he took the mick a bit deciding to give his car a respray in the workshop

Next morning he got called in the office , did you paint a car in here last night

Er yes, why

Was it green by any chance

Turned out he'd left the door to the showroom open while he did it , most of the new cars had light green flecks of paint down one side.
 
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This is wrong - I can’t seem to work out how to start a new post.
It’s the way we are going but like licking out your sister it tastes the same but is wrong
 

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