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As I said I'd only washed my hands, the rest of me had oily marks from working on the other car - I can see now how that could be imsinterpreted
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As I said I'd only washed my hands, the rest of me had oily marks from working on the other car - I can see now how that could be imsinterpreted
As I said I'd only washed my hands, the rest of me had oily marks from working on the other car - I can see now how that could be imsinterpreted
I was just joking Newton! On MC trip, Frank tried to get me in the Brittish humour, so i'm still learning!!
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...its a double entendre Nikos...am sure its universal.............................like some joints.......in your car..........
This is lesson 3....out of 4567........
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...its double entendre Nikos...am sure its universal.............................like some joints.......in your car..........
This is lesson 3....out of 4567........
P
"A woman went into a bar and asked for a double entendre so the barman gave her one."
This is another example of lesson number 3.
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safrane
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Is Banker no spelt with a W now?
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...in all honesty...its always been spelt with a W....but now spoken with a bit more venom......
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She then said “Have you got a large one?”
“Never had any complaints”.
Sid James will never be forgotten whilst I'm around!
...its a double entendre Nikos...am sure its universal.............................like some joints.......in your car..........
This is lesson 3....out of 4567........
P
Frank!I really like your new trend of typing some phrases in bold... You don't need it my friend, as everyone here reads your posts like beeing the Bible!
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There's hope yet.
Walking back to the car yesterday afternoon, parked at the far end of the Hypermarché's car park to try and avoid parking bumps, which also has the happy side-effect of giving nice views of the car, my other half said: "you know, it is the most beautiful car".
Walking back to the car yesterday afternoon, parked at the far end of the Hypermarché's car park to try and avoid parking bumps, which also has the happy side-effect of giving nice views of the car, my other half said: "you know, it is the most beautiful car".
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Hi Mike
About 3 years ago driving my QP Sport GT in a remote part of Southern Italy I was stopped at a junction in a small village and a little old lady in black got off her seat by the side of the road and walked very unsteadily in front of the bonnet whereupon she stooped and kissed it. Regaining her poster I could see a wide grin on her face obviously delighted with her gesture of affection for Maserati.
Lovely, lovely totally lovely
About 3 years ago driving my QP Sport GT in a remote part of Southern Italy I was stopped at a junction in a small village and a little old lady in black got off her seat by the side of the road and walked very unsteadily in front of the bonnet whereupon she stooped and kissed it. Regaining her poster I could see a wide grin on her face obviously delighted with her gesture of affection for Maserati.
Lovely, lovely totally lovely
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Parisians never talk to you...but last April in paris, everyone who saw the car wanted to chat about it.....bus driver at traffic lights.....people whose block I parked car in their underground car park and a passerby at a market.....fabulous!
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I expect to pick up my GTS next week.
On the following Saturday I'll try to sneak it into the golf club car park (at 0700)
I'll let you know the reactions it provokes.
As my golf is unremarkable, I hope it will improve my kudos (defn . acclaim, glory or prestige) a bit. Perhaps that's expecting too much.
At least it should stand out (nero carbonio) among the silver BMs, Mercs, Audis, etc. There are a couple of Aston Martins and 911's so there will be more competition now for the "safer" car parking places.
I haven't been this excited since.... (Actually, I can't remember when)
Russell
On the following Saturday I'll try to sneak it into the golf club car park (at 0700)
I'll let you know the reactions it provokes.
As my golf is unremarkable, I hope it will improve my kudos (defn . acclaim, glory or prestige) a bit. Perhaps that's expecting too much.
At least it should stand out (nero carbonio) among the silver BMs, Mercs, Audis, etc. There are a couple of Aston Martins and 911's so there will be more competition now for the "safer" car parking places.
I haven't been this excited since.... (Actually, I can't remember when)
Russell