The good morning thread

[drewf]

Off to Argos to get a monitor, is this how the rest of my life is going to go, downhill into an early grave...the same as Maserati

Snap out of it, *****!

 

[CatmanV2]

Carry on? At my age?

Ooooooh! Matron!

C

 

[drewf]

Ooooooh! Matron!

C

Got one of those...



Shame about the extremely nasty 'Cheese on Toast' sign though

 

[CatmanV2]

Got one of those...

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Shame about the extremely nasty 'Cheese on Toast' sign though

I thought she was your sister

C

 

[hoyin]

Can't remember how long I have had the Masser for. But it is the first day it is sitting under its new cover!!

 

[daverichardson]

Off to Argos to get a monitor, is this how the rest of my life is going to go, downhill into an early grave...the same as Maserati

Take it from me
YES

 

[CatmanV2]

Take it from me
YES

Tish and pish!

C

 

[dem maser]

You are looking old now Matt so not surprising you feel it too. If Drew can find the energy and impetus to carry on at his age then there is hope for you yet. If you want a subscription to SAGA let me know as I can get a good discount from one of Dems conquests.

Keep me out of it!!

Never "dated" anyone over 48!!!!!!!

 

[conaero]

Take it from me
YES

I have fixed myself.

This morning at the quaks:

167/115


Lunchtime:




Now:




...and heres another one for anyone who knows what it is

 

[safrane]

Yea Dem...but you need to add the VAT and consider the little age white lie you are told

 

[CatmanV2]

Keep me out of it!!

Never "dated" anyone over 48!!!!!!!

Waist?

C

 

[conaero]

Waist?

C

Over 48's don't have one

 

[CatmanV2]

I have fixed myself.

This morning at the quaks:

167/115


Lunchtime:

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Now:

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...and heres another one for anyone who knows what it is

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In the name of God! Stop posting pictures of your ****!

Just a word. It's quite easy to 'fool' those home meters. And 144/92 is still considered (just) stage 1. Much better than 167/115 though

C

 

[conaero]

Thank you Dr Catman

 

[CatmanV2]

Thank you Dr Catman

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning

C

 

[spkennyuk]

I have fixed myself.

...and heres another one for anyone who knows what it is

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Its a dulux paint chart showing your pregnant but your blood sugar level are about right for a 65 year old lady

 

[drewf]

Looks like a hot tub chemical test strip to me. Good plan.

Dr Drew at your service








* not a medical doctor though, as you know.

 

[CatmanV2]

Looks like a hot tub chemical test strip to me. Good plan.

Dr Drew at your service








* not a medical doctor though, as you know.

You lied to me!

C

 

[MAF260]

167/115 is not high blood pressure. I was 247/142 a few years ago - that's what's called dangerously high blood pressure!

 

[CatmanV2]

167/115 is not high blood pressure. I was 247/142 a few years ago - that's what's called dangerously high blood pressure!

I bet they kept you away from sharp objects!

C