Terrible Jokes Thread

[mowlas]

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Having received 4 gongs, I’m sure ‘they’ will have a very inflated opinion of ‘themselves’!

 

[DLax69]

 

[Nibby]

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Just come on Facebook, Goodyear and their balloon and it said “Where would like to travel for a romantic valentines day?”
First comment was “F**kin nowhere in that, liable to be shot down”

 

[Wattie]

 

[Wattie]

 

[Scaf]

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with and angry cow…………
An animal in a “baaad moood”

 

[Nibby]

First Salmon resigns, now Sturgeon, there’s something fishy going on in Scottish politics.

 

[P5Nij]

First Salmon resigns, now Sturgeon, there’s something fishy going on in Scottish politics.

Who will take her plaice...?

 

[Nibby]

Who will take her plaice...?

Cod knows

 

[DLax69]

 

[Gazcw]

 

[lozcb]

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Classic

 

[P5Nij]

 

[Gazcw]

"Did you know there are 27 bones in your hand?"

"28 when I'm lonely"

 

[CatmanV2]

"Did you know there are 27 bones in your hand?"

"28 when I'm lonely"

The juxtaposition to Nicola Sturgeon is soooooo disturbing

C

 

[DLax69]

The juxtaposition to Nicola Sturgeon is soooooo disturbing

C

Different...er...strokes...for different folks!

 

[CatmanV2]

Different...er...strokes...for different folks!

Another differences thread would possibly be required

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

Different...er...strokes...for different folks!

Where's the vomitty emoji when you need it??

 

[Flint]

The juxtaposition to Nicola Sturgeon is soooooo disturbing

C

To quote Sean Lock:

That's a challenging w**k

 

[CatmanV2]

To quote Sean Lock:

That's a challenging w**k

Challenge....



















REFUSED!

C