Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be Old McDonalds Farm.

 

[Felonious Crud]

If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be Old McDonalds Farm.

Old McDonald's, FFS.

Of all people, Mark...

 

[Ebenezer]

Old McDonald's, FFS.

Of all people, Mark...

Old MacDonald's FFFFFS!
Eb

 

[Zep]

Why did the Mexican man push a woman over the cliff…?

Tequila.


( suppose I get a slap for making a racially stereotyped slur now….,)

That Tequila sounds like some other words isn’t racial, stereotyped or a slur. But you can be told off if you really want?!

 

[TimR]

Not even sexist..! I mean, it’s a woman he pushes off the cliff…

 

[lozcb]

 

[lozcb]

WhatsApp Video 2024-03-26 at 20.20.46_80840b30.mp4

 

[MarkMas]

I really don't understand women...

i thought that opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the 'plane

 

[Flint]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas, all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey

 

[midlifecrisis]

That Tequila sounds like some other words isn’t racial, stereotyped or a slur. But you can be told off if you really want?!

Irasema told me that joke...along with How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb,

Juan!

 

[Jamin]

 

[Jamin]

 

[lozcb]

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That looks suspiciously like my eldest son , but thats not his wife lol

 

[joered]

That looks suspiciously like my eldest son , but thats not his wife lol

That looked like my wife..... Then I woke up!

 

[lozcb]

That looked like my wife..... Then I woke up!

Thank god for that, I was about to ring my son and tell him he's plastered all over the tinternet

 

[philw696]

 

[Scaf]

 

[CatmanV2]

One for me and @MarkMas

C