Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

 

[midlifecrisis]

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Bowie earworm now...

 

[zagatoes30]

Bowie earworm now...

Nothing wrong with that

 

[Wack61]

This made me laugh out loud

 

[MarkMas]

I know I'm supposed to be good at this stuff, but which of these is the correct way to email a co-worker?

"Congratulations" on your baby

Congratulations on "your" baby

Congratulations on your "baby"

 

[MarkMas]

I've been visiting a farmer friend in New Zealand today. I helped him clear some woodland using traditional tools, and was a bit surprised that he started out by yelling at the trees:
"Cedar! Beware the adze of March!”

 

[2b1ask1]

Bowie earworm now...

Last week, I had the ‘Benny Hill’ theme tune as a persistent ear worm, nearly drove me crackers!


Bugger - here we go again!!!

 

[RodTungsten]

Last week, I had the ‘Benny Hill’ theme tune as a persistent ear worm, nearly drove me crackers!


Bugger - here we go again!!!

The sandwich van which passes our workshop now uses that Benny Hill chase music.

 

[2b1ask1]

The sandwich van which passes our workshop now uses that Benny Hill chase music.

Yep; my subconscious doesn’t need any encouragement!

 

[CatmanV2]

Yep; my subconscious doesn’t need any encouragement!

Sing "Happy Birthday" to yourself.

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

Yakkety Sax

 

[Andyk]

 

[happydaze]

"So, who actually started this fight?"

"He did - when he hit me back!"

 

[Wack61]

 

[joered]

 

[Mavster]

 

[zagatoes30]

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One that's likely to be busy

 

[CatmanV2]

I think we're safe for a while

C

 

[joered]

I am not quite sure what he has in his hand!

 

[Wack61]

I've poisoned myself

I cooked what I thought was an onion but it turned out to be a daffodil bulb

Been admitted to hospital, they say I should be out in the spring