BennyD
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Arrived in Verona after an epic drive around North West Italy. The run from Modena to Lucca is the absolute bollox; tight, twisty, fast, slow, smooth and rough as f*ck, it has the lot. Saw Pisa, and wtf? Haven't the Italians heard of spirit levels and plumb bobs? A blind man on a galloping horse could have done a better job but the real genius is turning what is fundamentally a roaring f*ck up, built by the lowest bidder, into a tourist attraction, owned by the highest bidder. Hats off to whoever came up with that one. Probably the same guy that convinced everyone that a sinking city is another place to see before it dies. The run over from Pisa to Verona was fast and fraught; the Italians are to driving what the french are to rancid camel c0cks; complete w4nkers. F*cking foreigners should all be shot. Anyhoo, sat in the bar with Captain Chaos and just about to quaff another beer. I'll be back with a report of tomorrow's shenanigans across to Lake Garda. So far, morale good and no signs of scurvy amongst the crew.