Wet?

Moz1000

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My wife and I were out in the GTS yesterday, driving around Poole in Sport mode making a lovely noise and getting a lot of attention with the windows down.

We pulled up to a roundabout in a queue and a young couple pulled alongside. "Oh that's really nice" said the attractive 20-something in the passenger seat, and I proceeded to blip the throttle and acknowledge her (and her boyfriend's) admiration.

She glanced over to my wife and said "Why isn't she wet?" "She is" I replied.

"Yes, I would be too" she said as they drove off. You should have seen my wife's face!

Moz
 

rockits

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Very funny.

Reminds me of a few years back when I was out having a meal at a Cafe Uno in High Barnet/Hadley Green with the missus.

I ordered a desert which happened to be a pear and almond tart. The female waitress (reasonably attractive!) and I'm sure had been giving me several looks all evening, came over looked at my missus then straight back at me with a smirk then said.....and how is your tart sir? I still don't know to this day how my missus sat there and smiled without any commotion. Very unlike her not to have said something. It was so bizarre and in your face I don't think either of us expected it so hard to come back with anything suitably clever or responsive.