Tragic news just in

VMSRTI

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Queensland Police report finding a man's body in the river near the botanic gardens.

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on d***o, purple lipstick and a Vote Julia Gillard T-shirt.

He also had a cucumber in his r****m.

The police removed the Vote Julia Gillard T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
 

hodroyd

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Hahahaha, nice one George and it's actually a true story, what a Stag Do that must have been..!!