Still not sold.

[GhostyDog]

I sit down it's more hygenic and comfortable, is so nice having your **** spatter out of the toilet bowl over everything and if ou don;t close the lid when you flush particles of your **** gets ejected onto whatever is in your bathroom, toothbrushes etc real nice that

 

[GransportFan1]

I sit down it's more hygenic and comfortable, is so nice having your **** spatter out of the toilet bowl over everything and if ou don;t close the lid when you flush particles of your **** gets ejected onto whatever is in your bathroom, toothbrushes etc real nice that

good tips and advice there Sean, i knew sitting down was the best way.

 

[ENZ525]

This thread is going down the pan...

 

[dem maser]

ohhh enzo you joker you

 

[dem maser]

lets flush this thread away and talk about cars!!

 

[Parisien]

This thread is going down the pan...

Its been going up S**T creek ....without a paddle for some time......


P

 

[Andyk]

So do you wipe from back up or like a lady between legs forward....................

 

[Parisien]

So do you wipe form back up or like a lady between legs forward....................

Being a gentleman.......I could never countenance answering such a question......except from my protocologist!


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[Woody]

So do you wipe from back up or like a lady between legs forward....................

I thought women had to go the other way to avoid...erm, how do I put this.... mixing things up?

 

[Parisien]

I thought women had to go the other way to avoid...erm, how do I put this.... mixing things up?

Woody...................you're very correct there..........well spotted!!!


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PS Are you a woman?....

 

[GransportFan1]

So do you wipe from back up or like a lady between legs forward....................

i just shove the paper in and get the worst out.

 

[Andyk]

i just shove the paper in and get the worst out.

Chris Adam have you got a crack the size of the Grand Canyon down there...

 

[GransportFan1]

Chris Adam have you got a crack the size of the Grand Canyon down there...

dont know, as i have not compared it to anyone else's but i know mine is very hairy








cant believe i just put that.

 

[Andyk]

Not a hairy ****...You need to be a lorry driver Adam.

 

[GransportFan1]

Not a hairy ****...You need to be a lorry driver Adam.

how do you get rid of it then, i dont want to shave it.

 

[ENZ525]

You need to watch the film Bruno

 

[ENZ525]

No, on second thoughts don't...I was cringing through most of it.

 

[Andyk]

how do you get rid of it then, i dont want to shave it.

Don't shave it Adam as when it grows back you will look like a baboon...

 

[GhostyDog]

go to a beuticians adam and ask for a ***, crack and sack wax

 

[GransportFan1]

go to a beuticians adam and ask for a ***, crack and sack wax

no that will be bloody painful.