Redknapp for England?

Yeti

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Found this on another forum' really made me laugh
 

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Parisien

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I laffed......:)

Wonder if there will be a public outcry at Fabios pay off......how many millions will he get....and done worse on the international stage than RBS!?





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lozcb

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I laffed......:)

Wonder if there will be a public outcry at Fabios pay off......how many millions will he get....and done worse on the international stage than RBS!?








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According to my sources which the official secrets act prevents me from disclosing its 4 million of our squids , and i have it on really good authority that Harry has already opened up rosie 48 in the cayman islands


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Parisien

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...very good Loz.........:).....

Am at a bit of a loss how Harry got off.......was he phone tapping the judges phone?

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conaero

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One word:

Contrived!

Harry gets off from blatant tax evasion, England job becomes available, Camaron on TV today saying Capello had to go.
 

Parisien

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Hey Loz......if he owes...he owes........whether...£10......or £1000000....HMRC sees it differently to you and I......


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lozcb

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Hey Loz......if he owes...he owes........whether...£10......or £1000000....HMRC sees it differently to you and I......


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Its my understanding ,that If the money was paid off shore , then its not subject to UK tax untill its brought in to uk , all the time its offshore its free of UK tax laws



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Parisien

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Depends Loz...if it was for work done in UK.....surely subject to UK tax...he lives here etc.......


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safrane

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And we gripe about Bankers...£6million to tell boys how to kick a ball about...there's a real waste
 

lozcb

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Depends Loz...if it was for work done in UK.....surely subject to UK tax...he lives here etc.......


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I'll think your find its been classified as an ex gratia payment ie , there fore not subject to tax


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Maser Sod

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Its my understanding ,that If the money was paid off shore , then its not subject to UK tax untill its brought in to uk , all the time its offshore its free of UK tax laws
regards loz

Very complex area ... I do most of my work offshore, get paid for it out of Mauritius into my Jersey Bank Account (not set up to avoid tax - I'm actually from Jersey) ... however as I am resident in the UK I pretty much have to pay HMRC what they want. I'm very tempted to move back to Jersey for tax reasons, however I'm not sure I could survive driving a Maserati at maximum 40mph! :)
 

Parisien

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Ex gratia in what respect......I have not been following all this very closely.....he was recorded saying one thing which would have landed him in it......then said he was lying........so whats a lie and whats the truth...we only have the word of a guy who was happy to tell a lie to get rid of someone....


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bigbob

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Very complex area ... I do most of my work offshore, get paid for it out of Mauritius into my Jersey Bank Account (not set up to avoid tax - I'm actually from Jersey) ... however as I am resident in the UK I pretty much have to pay HMRC what they want. I'm very tempted to move back to Jersey for tax reasons, however I'm not sure I could survive driving a Maserati at maximum 40mph! :)

What's clutch life like on Jersey cars?