Proof that women can't park.......

MAF260

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Mine is shocking. Bought her a brand new car last September - the tally so far is 4 kerbed alloys, 1 shredded tyre wall and a deep gouge in the rear wheel arch (just got a quote for £450 for that one!). She's the only person I know who could crash a Shogun in the snow.....twice!
 

alfatwo

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Its true, women just can't drive,there useless,supposed lack of spacial awareness..... unless there out shopping with your credit card!
 

CliveP1

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when my OH lived in Kingswood in Surrey one morning a guy put his Porsche 911 In the front garden, nice parking
 

Tipmethewink

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Mine is shocking. Bought her a brand new car last September - the tally so far is 4 kerbed alloys, 1 shredded tyre wall and a deep gouge in the rear wheel arch (just got a quote for £450 for that one!). She's the only person I know who could crash a Shogun in the snow.....twice!
Hands up over here to not being able to park. Kerbed two of mine parking last night. Grumpy now.
 

Parisien

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when my OH lived in Kingswood in Surrey one morning a guy put his Porsche 911 In the front garden, nice parking

............he wasn't parking.....just trying to do a hand brake turn.......that went badly wrong when he jerked the hand brake up too soon.....;)


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Parisien

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Hands up over here to not being able to park. Kerbed two of mine parking last night. Grumpy now.

....thats like admitting you suffer from impotence TTW............please revise your post for the sanity of this male forum................largely male forum......;)


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fcz360

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in 2003 a woman parked her Range Rover outside my sons nursery- unfortunately on the bonnet of my Volvo C70!
 

philw696

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Never had you down as a Volvo driver but it was 10 years ago before the MGB I'm guessing mate ?
 

alfatan

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This post is sexist! lol Most of us ladies are very carefull when parking. I do get jip for taking up two spaces in my work's car park though! lol I do this for the benefit of my beastie, giving him lots of space to look good.
 

alfatwo

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Alfatan Its not sexist in any way, but Its true, except for the odd few, women in general can't operate a motor vehicle satisfactorily
 

dem maser

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I remember passengers on a plane ******** themselves when the pilot was a woman.....she did alright.....took ages to take off as she did her make up checked her mirrors a few times.....