Please take this Maserati survey

[UlstermanAbroad]

Completed it. Against my better judgement. And despite this group of people calling themselves 'Inferno' of all things. If that's the best they could come up with, if I were them, I'd switch majors to something requiring less imagination. Like an MBA. Or metalworking.

Here's a fun fact about ASU. If something can be fun and frightening simultaneously. ASU is what's known as a 'dry campus'. I honestly had no idea such a thing existed. Until now, I believed that such childish traditions propagated no further than the US Navy. I've never been to Phoenix. I mean, why would you. If you're under ninety years old.
But, I understand that its hotter than a snake's *** in the noon sun. If ever a place needed opportunities for a cold beer on every corner, its Phoenix. And especially ASU.
Thank gawd ma pappy sent me to his alma mater. Faber College!

 

[RoaryRati]

I've just had an email from them wondering if I could speak with over the weekend to answer a few further questions - has anyone else?

 

[RoaryRati]

I went ahead and answered their extra questions - and they answered mine enquiring what the survey was for which is "to increase Maserati's brand awareness and loyalty... focusing on how we can make them a memorable brand and what makes them sell. We have our work cut out for us!"

 

[Oneball]

Completed it. Against my better judgement. And despite this group of people calling themselves 'Inferno' of all things. If that's the best they could come up with, if I were them, I'd switch majors to something requiring less imagination. Like an MBA. Or metalworking.

Here's a fun fact about ASU. If something can be fun and frightening simultaneously. ASU is what's known as a 'dry campus'. I honestly had no idea such a thing existed. Until now, I believed that such childish traditions propagated no further than the US Navy. I've never been to Phoenix. I mean, why would you. If you're under ninety years old.
But, I understand that its hotter than a snake's *** in the noon sun. If ever a place needed opportunities for a cold beer on every corner, its Phoenix. And especially ASU.
Thank gawd ma pappy sent me to his alma mater. Faber College!

Ive been to Phoenix, even got a Diamondbacks t shirt. Stayed with a friend of a friend who was an ex pilot with loads of injuries from ejecting, they moved there because of the weather but never go outside proper. No idea why anyone would build a town there. No one goes outside, even the baseball stadium is indoors and air conditioned, yep the whole thing including the pitch has a/c.

 

[UlstermanAbroad]

I went ahead and answered their extra questions - and they answered mine enquiring what the survey was for which is "to increase Maserati's brand awareness and loyalty... focusing on how we can make them a memorable brand and what makes them sell. We have our work cut out for us!"

Luckily its just an academic exercise and their lives don't depend on it.

 

[UlstermanAbroad]

Ive been to Phoenix, even got a Diamondbacks t shirt. Stayed with a friend of a friend who was an ex pilot with loads of injuries from ejecting, they moved there because of the weather but never go outside proper. No idea why anyone would build a town there. No one goes outside, even the baseball stadium is indoors and air conditioned, yep the whole thing including the pitch has a/c.

I know a few people who moved there from Denver, when I lived there. The thing is. These were all extremely fit, ultra outdoorsy types who had moved to Colorado for the climbing and skiing. Can't imagine they lasted long in Phoenix, given your experience of the place. Nowt as qu@@r as folk